if I tell you a fun fact & you look it up & I’m wrong I’m beating the shit outta u

Black Halloween is so funny. Cause why would you- LMAOAOAOAO

A fan tried to Keyshia Cole’s attention and it worked 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Just had a patient come in with abdominal pain & vaginal bleeding & I tell her she’s pregnant. she’s confused because she’s been having monthly periods. I personally ultrasound her belly & she at least 3 months pregnant. We both gagged

When making scrambled eggs, do you add a little milk? I’ve been called out twice lately for this. Maybe mama was trying to stretch a dollar with six kids, but I have made them with a splash of milk my entire life. Anyone else?

Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato recreate the poster for ‘Princess Protection Program.’

trump leading nicki to the white house:

Y’all my bf got his teeth done look what my granny texted him 😭😭😭😭

I just know Jay z HATE to hear Cam and Mase laugh 🤣🤣

🚨EXCLUSIVE: I’m told Jay-Z & Roc Nation have Committed to sending Nevada, the 3 yr old Soccer phenom who had Police called to his Soccer Game to remove him & his family, to Spain in December & plan to make the trip an impactful athletic experience. I’m told they’ll work with the Roc nation sports division over seas.. As they represent a lot of soccer players and plan to create opportunity for Nevada by doing all of the above. For Background — Nevadas family has openly discussed moving to Spain previously because this is where he can really immerse himself into the sport. Story developing … 🙏🏾🖤 #browngirlgrinding

Middle age white woman accuses Drake of stealing her entire outfit

I hate I even gave you niggas pussy ewww I’m gagging