Ayatollah Rabbi Dr. History Palestini 🆓🇵🇸🫶

We did it! There I was, at chabad headquarters. I went to the sanctuary. Prayed shema, amidah, no one there. I was told the rabbi would be there at 4:15. Nah. I'm not waiting, I'm Palestinian So we found the mitzvah tank. Outside is the rabbi, "I know his father-in-law very well I spoke to him on Saturday, I'm going to make sure it gets to him" We did it! It reached them! Mitzvah done!

Tarzan was Palestinian -Credit @FJ_Deen961

Who's hungry for deep-sea batfish. Its my favorite Palestinian fish

History Lesson! A lot of people don't know this, but the original Olympic games actually took place in Palestine. The first games centered around the falafel. Games included. Falafel Toss Falafel Jump Falafel Wrestling Falafel Falafelling. Though they competed naked, our culture is fully clothed in the cloth of our long and illustrious history. What's that? Do you hear it? It sounds like... It sounds like... It is! It's 🇵🇸🫶

Moses was Palestinian 👏🇵🇸♥️

History Lesson! Some say he doesn't exist and never existed. Some say he's real and has lived for thousands of years. Sound familiar? I know what you're all thinking, but no I am not describing Joe Biden. Bigfoot is actually Palestinian! In Palestinian folk lore, bigfoot (Arabic: big hairy falafel creature makes cultural falafel for hidden falafel) wonders the desert seeking falafel. What's up? Oh nothing, just Palestining Is that a verb? Yes, it's a verb, we all Palestine. 🫶❤️🇵🇸 -credit @NYCPinkPeony

Toufiq, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

Joan Of Arc was Palestinian.

Nessie (real name Nabil) the Loch Ness Monster is Palestinian 🇵🇸😘

Mickey Mouse (Farfours cousin) is Palestinian. 🧀❤️🆓🇵🇸 -credit @AnaSabre7

History Lesson! June 28 1776. The declaration of Independence was Palestinian. A lot of people don't know this, but George Washington originally wanted to open with a clause about falafel, it was pulled out last minute. - What's this? Oh it's Palestine. A Palestine? That's a thing? Oh yes. It's a thing. It's real. 🫶🇵🇸

Batman is Palestinian.

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History Lesson! Take a deep breath. Breath in, breath out. Essence of falafel. Feel the falafel. Be the falafel. Focus on the Falafel. Many people don't know this, but the reason why Palestinians are known for being so calm, and chanting things repetitively is because Hot Yoga is actually Palestinian. We do it everywhere. Even this falafel shop. Be Palestine. Inhale Palestine. it's in your hearts. ♥️🫶🧆🇵🇸 -credit @HenshiG

History Lesson! The year? 1909. Robert Peary, accompanied by Matthew Henson and four Inuit men are the first men at the north pole. Or were they? As they approached the pole, Ahmed, a Palestinian, was standing there. Holding a plate of falafel. It's unknown who Ahmed was. How he got there and how the falafel was warm. But one thing is for sure. The first man at the north pole: Palestinian.

Interestingly, Napoleon was also Palestinian.

History Lesson! The oldest known cave painting is found in the El Castillo cave in Cantabria, Spain, is actually Palestinian! It dates back at least 40,800 years. Not much is known about who painted it, and it's hard to make out exactly what is going on in the painting Look