Terry Pratchett "The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head,"
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Vladimir Putin: The Gerasimov Strategy
@POTUS @realDonaldTrump : The Grab Em By The Pussy Strategy
#EuropeStands for now, but how long between east and west?
And of course @ElonMusk will play a pivotal role in this battle as well
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THE NEW AIR FORCE ONE PECKING ORDER JUST DROPPED 👀
At 0:23, Stephen Miller, chief of staff as of Monday, walks right past everyone and up the stairs first.
Natalie Harp right behind him. Then Marco Rubio.
Susie Wiles? BYE BYE 🤣🤣🤣#TravelWithNatalie
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Trump boards Bribe Force One and is followed by First Lady Natalie Harp, Stephen Miller, and Marco Rubio
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Means: “And then Susie [Wiles] worked at a firm called Ballard Partners. Ballard Partners has become the highest revenue-generating lobbying firm in history. And with Ballard, it's just open. Everyone knows this.
If you hire Ballard, you get a meeting with Susie and you can get things done. And their revenue went from middle to the highest-revenue lobbying firm ever.”
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HOLY SH*T - TRUMP SAYS NO ONE'S DIED IN IRAN FOR 7 MONTHS 👀
Trump: "We are doing very well with Iran... We haven't lost a soldier in seven months or six months."
Two US airmen died last week. 8 deaths since July, per Military Times.
Seven months or six? He's not sure either.
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Former Trump adviser Calley Means alleges that now former White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles blocked policy initiatives because she needed donations from the sugar industry.
“Calley, we can't do this. I need sugar money.”
“I need the money from the sugar people to win the midterms.”
Means says those were her direct words.
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Stephen Miller claims Trump lowered prices “across the board on Day One,” only for the reporter to respond, “Grocery prices went up last month.” You can’t pay for groceries with a White House talking point..
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TRUMP TRIES TO SPIN WILES AS BEING FIRED IGNORING QUESTIONS 🤣🤣🤣
Asked about Stephen Miller, Trump goes full Apprentice.
Listen at 0:34. “We’ve got to make moves.”
Susie Wiles already handed in her resignation Thursday night. The “you’re fired” routine came a little late.
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Trump saw the midterm results and decided elevating Stephen Miller is the answer. 🤣 He is even more delusional than I thought. Or maybe he actually wants to finish destroying the @GOP? 🤔
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🚨 BREAKING: Susie Wiles is OUT as White House Chief of Staff, and Trump is replacing her with Stephen Miller, the architect of his mass deportation agenda.
Weeks ago Trump said there was "zero chance" he'd replace her. Then Republicans got crushed in the midterms. Now the most extreme person in the building runs it.
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“Hey we just got blown out in a historic landslide because people hate our policies and extremism, what should we do to reset?”
“Let’s promote the most universally hated member of our administration!”
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There are now over 10,000 COMMENTS on this post.
Take a wild guess how many are from MAGA voters calling me “evil,” “disturbed,” and “unpatriotic” for supporting the teaching of ARABIC NUMERALS to American children.
Yes, folks. Numbers. The same numbers their kids learn in kindergarten.
The outrage is absolutely spectacular.
Imagine being so blinded by your prejudice that you accidentally declare war on basic arithmetic.
They saw the word “Arabic,” and apparently every brain cell responsible for critical thinking clocked out for the day.
And the best part? They're still arguing in the comments.
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For those who don’t know, a 7-star flag pocket square refers to the First National Flag of the Confederate States of America, known as the “Stars and Bars.”
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🚨 MAMDANI JUST TURNED JD VANCE INTO A JOKE ON LIVE TV! 😂
Vance tried to take credit for New York's falling crime rates. Mamdani responded with a 9-second video that said more than a thousand political speeches ever could.
The entire Morning Joe crew couldn't stop laughing.
Imagine taking credit for work you didn't do. 💀
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Marco Rubio: "For years to come, there are many people on the right...that are going to be having to explain and justify how they fell into this trap of supporting Donald Trump because this is not going to end well.” (2016)
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Ben Meiselas absolutely ERUPTS after Pete Hegseth releases a video attacking efforts to impeach him:
Shut the fuck up, traitor. War criminal. That's what the American—you know, I don't like to curse, but I'm fired up on this episode.
You are a war criminal. That's what you are. You have destroyed our military.
And don't you dare cloak yourself in our troops, who you've abandoned, quite literally abandoned them in the Middle East.
You've destroyed our military leadership. You have pushed out or fired our top four-star, three-star, two-star, one-star generals.
You've stopped promoting people because they're Black, Latino or women
You have literally gutted our military. You've made us weaker than ever before.
You couldn't run a veterans nonprofit. You were pushed out of that because you were so corrupt for a small veterans nonprofit group.
And then you've also attacked our veterans community as well.
You want to build a gigantic arch to cover up the view of the Arlington Cemetery.
And when our courageous veterans sued to block it, the argument from the Trump regime is, what standing do veterans have with respect to the Arlington Cemetery?
So spare me that Donald Trump has endured. You know, you use your hand gestures that he's endured more for this country.
No. He was called to serve during the Vietnam War, and he did not serve.
Pretty soon Natalie will be the only person that travels with the President
🚨 THE WHITE HOUSE IS IMPLODING!
MSNOW’s White House correspondent Paula Reid says White House staff is so frustrated with Trump’s focus on his ballroom that officials are planning mass resignations - and may even include Trump’s Chief of staff:
REID: “One official tells the team, quote, "The president's attention is all over the place. How many people are preparing briefs on what marble to pick for X project?"
Now, that same official said morale is low, and that the glitz and the glam of the White House is wearing off.
So not surprisingly, we're told people wanna leave.”
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🚨 BREAKING: CRISIS AT TRUMP’S DOJ! Another top prosecutor is OUT following Trump’s midterm rout.
Jason Reding Quiñones, who oversaw the sprawling “grand conspiracy” probe targeting Trump’s perceived enemies, has RESIGNED effective immediately.
His office issued more than 130 subpoenas. The probe has unraveled, and prosecutors are heading for the exits.
