18 yr old professional bodybuilder. 5'2". Gay Cishet. Edtwt. Ex-speech writer for Hillary Clinton & owner of Pander https://xitter.cf/t.co/Inljx9xuVG

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jolene for 2026
Clavicular LOST IT after a guy BEGGED him for MERCY in front of his own girlfriend ASKING not to take HIS girl 😭❤️‍🩹 "I know at the end of the day, you're probably not gonna see her... You have all these other girls." "Are you asking me for mercy?" "There's more fish in the sea."
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i hate gay halloween, what do you mean you're sexy hijab inspired secular accessorization
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AI has so many negatives for so few positives lol
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over the years I have had MANY people do this to me
people who think you’re stupid because you said something stupid as a joke
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Bart's Comet
A 17-year-old NASA intern discovered a planet on his third day Wolf Cukier was examining telescope data when he spotted a strange signal that led to the discovery of a planet orbiting two stars, about 1,300 light-years away
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Did we learn nothing from Renee zellweger
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it's for ME, not for anyone else! It makes ME feel good and thats all that matters 🥰
And y’all called that girl on TikTok who said that “if beauty standards told you that you didn’t need your fingers y’all would come up with excuses to cut them off” crazy and yet here is history, proving her right
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i wanna know what men were like "need a girl with a foot like this"
🇨🇳🚨 Pendant 1 000 ANS en Chine, on casse les orteils des petites filles pour garder leurs pieds MINUSCULES, au nom de la BEAUTÉ ! Dès 5 ou 6 ans, on leur casse les orteils et on les replie sous le pied, serrés dans des bandes de soie. Le pied idéal mesure environ 7,5 cm, on l'appelle le « lotus d'or ». La dernière usine de chaussures pour ces pieds ferme en 1999. (Smithsonian)
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You don't remember people saying the prequels sucked at the time?!
As an older millennial that was a teenager for these movies, I do not remember anybody saying the prequels sucked at the time. That was social media revisionism by nerdy edgelords on social media 10 years later. Episode I is a masterpiece (and Empire is still my favorite)
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JAR JAR BINKS???? are you KIDDING
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Biggest sucker on earth alert!
I may be the biggest sucker on the planet, but after having watched You Can See Everything, I don't believe Elizabeth Holmes believes she lied about anything... She seemed quite sincere to me. Alien and autistic, perhaps, but genuine, rather than a con artist xitter.cf/NitePov/status/2114724…
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Somebody get a babysitter for this 14 year old
In the lyrics to Stacy's Mom, it's implied that Stacy is the same age as the narrator, which is probably somewhere in middle school or early high. But if her dad walked out, and her mom goes on business trips, does this mean a teenage girl is just being left in her house alone?
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“Slop” was the word of 2025, this year is a tie between diabolical and whimsy
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Spoiler but when I heard half way through that Billy might get a percentage of the profit of this I leant over and asked my friend "...should we not be here?"
You know that one thing that title card at the end of the film about that one thing that gets revealed halfway through? yeah i bet certain ppl involved w/ that subplot are SMOLDERING rn
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its because halloween is on saturday this year so people are waiting for the actual day, no???
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Do I rush a Mariah Poppins Halloween costume for this weekend
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Pander 🇵🇸 retweeted
“The Simpsons” was a beloved animated sitcom that ran for ten legendary seasons and concluded in 1999. The show was celebrated for what was widely perceived as a near perfect run that wrapped before it wore out its concept and overstayed its welcome. Creator Matt Groening and showrunner James L. Brooks famously decided to bring the show to a conclusion after experiencing the negative audience reaction to the season 9 episode “The Principal and the Pauper,” in which it was revealed that the school’s principal was actually an impostor who had stolen the real Seymour Skinner’s identity. Brooks did not want to sully the show’s legacy by doing a bunch of weird episodes as the franchise slid into mediocrity and cultural irrelevance, so the writers and cast decided instead to go out on top and end things on a high note. However, because of its centrality in 90s pop culture, a long-running Internet joke is to pretend “The Simpsons” is still on the air, a premise that gets more absurd and deranged with each passing year. If this show were still producing new episodes, it would be in its 38th season now, and most of the voice cast would be in their 80s. The joke is to imagine how distorted this charming show would have become if it had been stretched out to more than 800 episodes. Comedy posters on “weird Twitter” used to try to top each other by making up terrible ideas for what modern episodes of the show might be like. For example, a viral 2012 tweet imagined an episode where Lady Gaga helps Lisa Simpson with her self esteem. In 2019, popular shitposter Megan Amram originated the premise of Bart Simpson becoming a men’s rights activist to protest a gender-swapped reboot of “Itchy and Scratchy.” But perhaps the most elaborate Internet “Simpsons” joke was a 2017 YouTube mockumentary “The Problem With Apu,” in which the comedian Hari Kondabolu ironically pretended to be offended by the charming and innocuous convenience store owner character Apu. Everyone thought this was hilarious, especially since the show had been off the air for nearly two decades when the mockumentary was released. So, Twitter ran with the joke by pretending to “cancel” Apu, and the viral gag memorably resulted in the character’s voice actor, Hank Azaria, recognizing the meme by promising never to perform the character again, which everybody thought was really funny since Azaria had been retired for years. Now, nearly a decade later, fans are pretending that the show — which has now been off the air longer than most people tweeting about it have been alive— has brought back the “cancelled” character with a new racially-appropriate voice actor. I actually don’t think this is that funny, and I kind of think the gag of pretending “The Simpsons” is still airing new episodes has overstayed its welcome, a mistake the actual show “The Simpsons” would never have made. If you haven’t seen this 1990s classic, which — and I cannot emphasize this enough — ended after 10 seasons in 1999, you can watch all the episodes on Disney+ (except the one with Michael Jackson that got pulled from streaming).
Apu has returned to The Simpsons. The character got a speaking appearance tonight for the first time in almost a decade, with Sunil Malhotra taking over the role.
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yeah around episode 2 it gets really gen z
watching the first episode of new girl, does it stop being so Quirk Chungus or is that just the tone of the show forever
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Why would a man whose shirt says "genius at work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?
I never understood why showrunners felt the need to create mocking portrayals of their own fans. They never really came across as playful jabs to me.
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