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All right everyone, since it's almost college football season, I'm going to let you in on a secret: NCAA football coaches are all members of the FBI Witness Protection Program. They're given a ridiculous name and spend years learning how to coach at the college level. 1/x
Well, Tampa Bay tried. Kind of.
It's cool, though, Brewers fans. I still hate the heathen Cubs more than Milwaukee.
(Actually, I hate the heathen Cubs as much as I do communism, so there's that.)
Even with this win, you'll never be able to beat the Cardinals in a World Series.
Brewers are gonna sweep. This sucks. The only teams that should ever win World Series in the NL Central are St. Louis and maybe Pittsburgh.
So anyway I come home to find out the cats barfed up hairballs on my bedsheets and comforter.
I DECLARE THIS TO BE HORKTOBERFEST
30 years ago today, my terminal leave ended.
I should have stayed, at least in the Guard or Reserves.
I think I see two reasons why Oregon lost today
Dylan Raiola
and
Oregon's uniforms not being colored some shade of dayglo clown vomit.
And I don't think Raiola was the main reason.
*checks scores*
Oregon fans, are you okay?
You now have something in common with us Southern Illinois fans: we both lost to the heathen Illini this year.
I'm here for you.
There's almost as many Northern Iowa fans as Saluki fans here today. Last week's loss really demoralized the fanbase.
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