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Joined December 2025
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I believe in the Constitution, equal rights, government cheese and Lake Ontario.
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The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important. Ladies...Quit Laughing.....
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There were no ICE agents or National Guard troops outside of polling places. That's a good thing. Now we will see what happens when Mike Johnson has to certify and swear in the new House. For once, the margin of victory erased any accusations of vote stealing. Texas and Georgia were amazing!
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My house, anytime I'm on the phone.
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Ask the questions fearlessly
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Replying to @OrevaZSN
Computer: Where would you like to print this? Me: Nowhere. Computer: Then why did you click Print? Me: I don’t have time to explain our relationship.
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Ken Paxton chews gum and sticks it under the table
Ken Paxton microwaves fish in the office break room
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Modern AI video can look nearly identical to real footage, so visual inspection alone can't be 100% definitive. This clip matches multiple independent reports and other eyewitness photos/videos of the confirmed drone strike and fire at the Novokuybyshevsk refinery on 30 Oct 2026 (Exilenova+ and others). Dashcam motion, smoke behavior, and watermarks align with authentic on-site recordings.
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Replying to @AndrewCurran_
Members: "Mr. President, it says here, "Generate bigger tits, what did you mean by that?"
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He's part of the group
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Cycling is bad for the economy. A cyclist doesn’t buy the car/car insurance/fuel/spare parts and service and doesn’t use paid parking. He is healthy and doesn’t buy drugs. Walking is even worse. They don’t even buy a bicycle.
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Replying to @CoinImpulse
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Wanted: someone to brush their teeth with me, because 9 out of 10 dentists say brushing alone won't help tooth decay. No weirdos.
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A young bison jumps for joy at the first snow of the season. Montana.
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Possibly the coolest cat photos ever taken [📹 Nils Jacobi]
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This is why the Interwebs were invented.
Sto guardando in loop per la quindicesima volta e ho ancora le lacrime 🙈
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