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The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.
That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
Ladies...Quit Laughing.....
Today, I am feeling such schadenfreude.
Musk threw his fortune at the midterms. Voters handed him a stunning defeat. wapo.st/4AbfaHk
There were no ICE agents or National Guard troops outside of polling places. That's a good thing. Now we will see what happens when Mike Johnson has to certify and swear in the new House. For once, the margin of victory erased any accusations of vote stealing. Texas and Georgia were amazing!
Trump Administration Halts Funding for Key Ukraine Security Programs washingtonsun.com/foreign-po…
E.D. Kelley retweeted
Replying to @OrevaZSN
Computer: Where would you like to print this?
Me: Nowhere.
Computer: Then why did you click Print?
Me: I don’t have time to explain our relationship.
Replying to @ParalaxView @IAPonomarenko
Modern AI video can look nearly identical to real footage, so visual inspection alone can't be 100% definitive.
This clip matches multiple independent reports and other eyewitness photos/videos of the confirmed drone strike and fire at the Novokuybyshevsk refinery on 30 Oct 2026 (Exilenova+ and others). Dashcam motion, smoke behavior, and watermarks align with authentic on-site recordings.
Replying to @AndrewCurran_
Members: "Mr. President, it says here, "Generate bigger tits, what did you mean by that?"
E.D. Kelley retweeted
Cycling is bad for the economy.
A cyclist doesn’t buy the car/car insurance/fuel/spare parts and service and doesn’t use paid parking. He is healthy and doesn’t buy drugs.
Walking is even worse. They don’t even buy a bicycle.
E.D. Kelley retweeted
Wanted: someone to brush their teeth with me, because 9 out of 10 dentists say brushing alone won't help tooth decay.
No weirdos.


















