ParceOnChain

I reviewed every single top 100 memecoin from CoinGecko while holding none of them — here are the few outliers worth watching and the ones that will waste your money. 0:00 Why I reviewed every top 100 memecoin holding none 2:01 Dogecoin, Shiba Inu, and Pepe 4:14 Pudgy Penguins, Official Trump, and Bonk 7:13 Fartcoin and the mid-cap meme graveyard 12:13 $JBBJ — the Jerry Banfield memecoin on ICP @ZeroFuxBJ 14:59 Turbo — my first S-tier outlier 16:50 NPC (Non-Playable Coin) — second outlier 18:41 Toshi, Popcat, and Peanut the Squirrel 21:03 Notcoin, SNEK, Wojak, and the long tail 29:17 My verdict — asymmetric upside or nothing Note that I do not like memecoins — I think they are the opposite of what we should be doing in crypto — and that bias-free honesty is exactly what makes this review valuable: I went down the CoinGecko list in order of market capitalization, so the coins you have heard of come first. I am an internet-computer:native maxi who invests based on technology, which gives this review a unique lens, and I agree with @MichaelSuppo on his recent Pudgy Penguins coverage. What I want from any speculative position is asymmetric upside — a 100X or 1000X possibility, not a 2X on an $11 billion market cap — so I look for fair launches, full circulation, renounced contracts, and real volume. Along the way I explain why MemeCore's circulating market cap is a disaster, why Floki and SPX6900 leave me cold, why dogwifhat is one dog meme too many, why Melania being down 99% was predictable, why Baby Dogecoin is a derivative of a derivative, and why the Moo Deng celebrity hippo, Kekius Maximus, AIXBT, Book of Meme, and the Italian brainrot coins are built to expire. ConstitutionDAO gets credit as one of the few historically important meme tokens, ORDI earns points as the first BRC-20, and Gigachad and Mog Coin get honorable mentions on branding. If you want help researching coins like this — or you want to see how I buy the tiny ones on ICPSwap — you can talk with me every week and ask me about coins and the rest of your life too.

$JBBJ Is My Favorite Memecoin on internet-computer:native But I Don’t Hold Any