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Irreverent and inconnclastic FinTwit parrot with salty language 🦜 DMs are open. Not financial advice, DYOR. Follow me for due diligence and memes.

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Joined November 2015
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A major reason why many Republicans (and independents) voted for Trump was due to his campaign promises wrt no more wars of choice in the Middle East. Trump betrayed that promise and even a majority of the GOP agrees Iran wasn't an imminent threat. Kushner and Witkoff lied.
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Sir, this isn't what crypto became. It was this way from the very start. Always has been.
This is what crypto has become. A pure coordinated social grift extracting from an ever financially illiterate retail base.
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I welcome President Bell’s response and take him at his word that this job was posted without his approval or authorization. But why does it take someone like me to catch this? UF has administrators, lawyers, and an immigration compliance office. If this posting lacked the president’s authorization, how did it reach publication? Where was the internal oversight? Did they try to sneak it through and hope nobody would notice? I’m glad my reporting prompted a response, but taxpayers deserve accountability even when there isn’t a viral tweet exposing or demanding it.
A message from President Stuart Bell: β€œThis job was posted without my approval or authorization, and it has been removed. The University of Florida will continue to remain in full compliance with Governor DeSantis’ direction on H-1B hires.”
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The H-1B visa scam needs to be nuked.
After victories at Clemson, NYU, Mizzou, and Oklahoma, my H-1B reporting has now prompted another university to act. This time, the University of Florida’s president personally responded. new article: chrisbrunet.com/p/university…
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DraftKings $DKNG and their clones are a total plague upon mostly economically vulnerable young men. They're also a plague lobbying D.C. They should be outright banned.
Why are sports betting apps funding elections?
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Nobody seriously believes Vance has enough spine to deviate from what Trump tells him to do. This is just posturing by the Vance camp to try and make him appear like less of a warmonger for his 2028 run. If he objected to this unconstitutional Iran War, he would've resigned.
Trump says Vance went behind his back sending the letter to Iran Trouble in paradise
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$UPS is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon. They can't be reasoned with.
If UPS continues to raise rates I’m going to need to take some classes on begging for a deal Another 5.9% hike coming on December 21 right in time for those last minute gifts πŸŽ…πŸΌ
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If the WSJ was honest with their headlines (which they're not, much of the time) it would read: "Vance reaches out to Iranian hardliner after the Israelis assassinated the diplomats during the two prior rounds of the Kushner/Witkoff fake negotiations" There, fixed it for you.
Unless you believe that the United States are about to make SIGNIFICANTLY greater concessions to Iran than they did under the Memorandum of Understanding, thus adequately incentivizing Iran to let President Trump off the hook JUST before the US midterms… There’s very little reason to believe a deal can be made at this point unfortunately.
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We're living in strange times when we have a Republican president who is trying to nationalize one company after another, while Democrats are championing the free market (of which bankruptcies are a natural and good component of). AI firms shouldn't get a taxpaer bailout.
BREAKING: House Democrats have introduced a resolution that Congress should not bail out AI firms in the event of a financial crisis and should be subjected to the ordinary bankruptcy process.
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Every law-abiding American should be FURIOUS that we have a POTUS who launched a war at the behest of foreign warlord billionaires like Miriam Adelson, when the American intelligence community told us there was no justification for said war (and no Congressional vote). FURIOUS.
β€œWhen will the war in Iran end? Whenever I want it to end." So much for the legal fiction that it isn’t a war. U.S. law and the Constitution prohibit the Executive branch from fighting a war that isn’t declared or authorized by Congress.
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When your contracted partner, for which you granted access to customer data and apparently retain said data is breached, you are just as responsible. If anything, you have a higher degree of responsibility. It's also cute, that instead of posting this to the main account with 7+ million followers, you made this blatantly poor announcement under your account with less than 400k. I'm sure it was just an accident right @ParrotCapital that Counbase opted to use their lowest followed account to publish this, while their main account has pretended it never happened. Which is a further security risk as customers who have been exposed may not even be aware.
Coinbase has not had a data breach. Amplitude, an analytics vendor, experienced a security incident which impacted a small subset of Coinbase customer contact data, among other Amplitude customers. We’ve found no evidence of unauthorized access to Coinbase systems, and customer funds were not impacted. We are notifying impacted customers and regulatory agencies in accordance with our legal obligations.
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Hegseth: "We control the Straight of Hormuz." Also Hegseth: "Please don't transit it, it isn't safe."
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America is literally let a foreign country rob our already limited and dwindling supply of MIM-104 Patriot missile defense sytems. Each Patriot battery cost American taxpayers $1.1B and they currently have a baseline 6-to-7-year fulfillment timeline. We can't afford this.
The U.S. military is sending an additional Patriot system to Israel from Texas to beef up its missile defenses in the country - WSJ
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The combined flawed policies and behavior of Trump, Lutnick, Kushner, Witkoff et al. are working overtime to burn down Scott Bessent's house. These idiots are literally destroying American hard power, on top of our soft power projection. What are we even doing here?
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Parrot Capital 🦜 retweeted
Americans are dying for a war 'our' Congress did not declare, while they take money from the foreign lobby which demanded we fight that same war for Netanyahu. Americans are paying in both blood and treasure for the Iran War, a war that isn't ours to fight.
Widow of killed US soldier during Israel’s war on Iran: β€œThere are failures of U.S. leadership that led to her death.”
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Men not working has never led to good outcomes for society. Such a lopsided number as this when men make up half the population didn't happen by mistake. It was intentional. The fix will have to be intentional as well.
Men have gained essentially no jobs since Trump took office. Since December 2024, the US has added about 760,000 jobs, and nearly all of them went to women, per government payroll data
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Gotta love that Coinbase $COIN just got hit with a not-our-breach data breach, right? Previously, the clowns of Clownbase got hit with *ANOTHER DATA BREACH* back in May of last year. If you trust Brian Armstrong with your P.I.I., it is only a matter of time before it is leaked.
Coinbase has not had a data breach. Amplitude, an analytics vendor, experienced a security incident which impacted a small subset of Coinbase customer contact data, among other Amplitude customers. We’ve found no evidence of unauthorized access to Coinbase systems, and customer funds were not impacted. We are notifying impacted customers and regulatory agencies in accordance with our legal obligations.
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Here's a walk down Coinbase $COIN memory lane: teapawt.org/ParrotCapital/status/1…
Coinbase $COIN hired dirt cheap CSR agents in India, Pakistan, the Philippines or God knows where and they accepted bribes from a gang of cyber criminals who made off with tons of customer data including: 🚩 Names 🚩 Phone #'s 🚩 Gov ID images 🚩 Account balance and tx's I've said it before and I'll say it again; Coinbase is not a serious company, and they're NOT serious about protecting their users. Only the worst of corporate legal schmucks could spin this catastrophic failure as "protecting our customers and standing up to extortionists". That horse already escaped the barn when you pay people peanuts and they take bribes to steal client PII. What an absolute clown show. Honk. Honk. 🀑
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🚨 WARNING 🚨 NASDAQ $NDAQ listed Datavault AI $DVLT is a stock promotion being run on Twitter with over 40M impressions. Their 'tech' is tokenized techno babble. After some absurd stock splits in their past, another attempt is being made to juice the stock once again.
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Well, that didn't end well for Datavault AI $DVLT: teapawt.org/ParrotCapital/status/2…
Datavault AI $DVLT was acting scammy in April, when I caught their stock pump and dump artists here on Twitter buying 40 million ad impressions. Their Bitcoin bitcoin:native is all locked up in the shady Biconomy crypto exchange @Bitfinexed, @intel_jakal, @Cryptadamist and I warned about.
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Datavault AI $DVLT was acting scammy in April, when I caught their stock pump and dump artists here on Twitter buying 40 million ad impressions. Their Bitcoin bitcoin:native is all locked up in the shady Biconomy crypto exchange @Bitfinexed, @intel_jakal, @Cryptadamist and I warned about.
🚨 WARNING 🚨 NASDAQ $NDAQ listed Datavault AI $DVLT is a stock promotion being run on Twitter with over 40M impressions. Their 'tech' is tokenized techno babble. After some absurd stock splits in their past, another attempt is being made to juice the stock once again.
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Parrot Capital 🦜 retweeted
🚨 WARNING 🚨 NASDAQ $NDAQ listed Datavault AI $DVLT is a stock promotion being run on Twitter with over 40M impressions. Their 'tech' is tokenized techno babble. After some absurd stock splits in their past, another attempt is being made to juice the stock once again.
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