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Congress is officially BJP's PR department. 2014. BJP sits down to find a national slogan. Days of brainstorming. Nothing clicks. The PR team is losing hope. Enter Mani Shankar Aiyar. "Chaiwala!" BJP looks at each other. "Arre wah! Chai Pe Charcha!" Campaign ready. Thank you, Aiyar Saab! 2019. For days, BJP's PR department is in deep meditation. "What should we do this time?" The team is about to give up. Enter Rahul Gandhi. "Chowkidar Chor Hai!" BJP jumps out of its chair. "Brilliant! Main Bhi Chowkidar!" Campaign ready. Thank you, Rahul Ji! 2024. BJP calls another emergency meeting. "Yaar, kuch naya socho!" The PR team has exhausted every idea. Enter Lalu Prasad Yadav. "Modi has no family!" BJP suddenly has its Eureka moment. "Modi Ka Parivar!" Another campaign delivered. This time, courtesy of Lalu Ji! 2027. UP Election. BJP's PR department is confused again. "Boss, slogan ka tender kisko dein?" The team waits for divine intervention. Enter Mallikarjun Kharge. "Modi ka baap bhi jayega!" BJP's PR team starts celebrating. "Wow! Modi Kahin Nahi Jayega!" Campaign ready. Thank you, Kharge Uncle! At this point, Indian politics has become a family business. Congress handles product innovation. BJP handles branding and packaging. Other parties manage distribution. IT Cell handles amplification. And the public decides the sales figures. BJP has a communication problem. Congress keeps providing the solutions. Every election, BJP floats a campaign tender. Every election, the opposition wins the tender. And loses the election. No agency fees. No creative charges. Just unlimited political Comedy!