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dani🍝

@PartyFowler

local onion

Joined December 2010
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People only like you because youre kind and and smart lmao. You only have friends because your presence puts people at ease and makes their day easier lol
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My son argued with me for 2 hours that Apple Jacks tasted the same as Froot Loops. We ended up in the grocery store parking lot with two open cereal boxes getting a lot of strange looks as I screamed “you owe me an apology”
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dizzy@rundizzy22 Mar 2023
ur the kind of beautiful that would be really scary if i was on shrooms
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when all of my friends are too drunk this is who i become
Image from one of ur hoes (@miliondollameat)
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i feel so detached from people after i remove myself from them... it feels like whatever relationship we ever had didn’t even happen and whenever I think about it, it feels fake. like it was a dream or something. what is that??
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DO SOMETHING @POTUS
Image from yan diomande fans yokohama (@oluwatoge)
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no babe ur symptoms of early onset dementia are sooo sexy u just caught me off guard that's all
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oh fuck off
Image from aqua tofana (@lannnerzz)
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Self care is a pyramid scheme. First you care for yourself, then you care for others… where does it end? A good society?
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normalize asking bartenders if they’ve “heard any rumours lately” so they can give you a fun little side quest
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I feel like my generation was defined by getting groomed on kik/omegle and frantically trying to talk your tumblr friend down from suicide while your parents yell at you to put the damn phone down
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dizzy@rundizzy2 Mar 2023
u perceive ur mother with that worldview ?
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fun date idea: it doesn't work out and we go our separate ways
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bro did u really just go on a journey of self forgiveness in front of the hoes
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i saw this last night and it made me super emotional
Image from Mattie 🐛💕 (@muttzone)
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Yu Yu Hakusho - Studio Pierrot - 1992/1995
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thinking about the time i showed my hairdresser the haircut i want and he said "derek, that's the same haircut i give you, that guy is just better looking"
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chuuch@ch000ch19 Feb 2023
serious question. and i only ask here because google has completely failed me and my doctor says he doesn’t know. but do minions fuck?
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One of the coolest things about the human experience to me is how lunch can be whatever you want it to be
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“R u okay” bro the sky been grey for 3 weeks
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