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hailey

@PastaPrimcess

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Joined May 2018
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in a c section today the dad made a joke about us giving his wife a β€˜husband stitch’ and the surgeon goes β€œwe don’t do that here, but i can recommend you for a penis enlargement consultation if you’re that concerned about wanting to satisfy your wife at your current sizeβ€πŸ’€
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cute
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Missing the 2010s frozen yogurt boom like a bitch right now
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started playing stardew valley with my girlfriend cause i thought it would be a cute thing for us to do together but it turns out she has over 400 hours logged and is running our farm like the navy
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sucks about my lack of bioluminescence
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hey (with the intention of getting ice cream)
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lately i've been really tired but also really in love
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hailey retweeted
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mia@httpsosweet1 Jul 2025
me loving you this July
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i wish it was socially acceptable to dm someone Hey why did you and your partner break up
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The fabulous work of Landis Blair
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this the weather you take a bad bitch like me to get ice cream in
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i’m pretty chill as far as insane women go
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manifesting i see a bunny tomorrow
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going on an evil walk
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rosie@rosieroot7 Jun 2025
yes he listens to clairo and drinks matcha
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you should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough
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