Patience Atuhire ♌️

A lion doesn't chase the whole herd. It locks onto one target & ignores the rest, even if others are closer. If you keep switching targets mid-chase, you lose energy & go home hungry. Pick one thing and chase it down. ~Focus. Consistency. Discipline~

Cash on delivery should be normal, not a favour. Buyers fear scams & bad quality, sellers fear losses. But if you want customers to trust your online business, you have to make them feel safe to buy. Risk is part of business. Payment before delivery nahhh

My 3 stages of negotiating with sleep

I just want PhD next to my name. Patience Atuhire, PhD

Men vs women discourse is the modern campfire. Everyone has lived experience, a wound, an opinion. Picking a side in the gender war tells people who you are, it's literally shorthand for your morals. I would say it’s a socially acceptable way to fight, vent & bond.

If you get that woman to woman DM, just question your taste in men. He's the reason you got accessed by a woman with no self respect which means he also has no self respect.

Victoria University started as that expensive, boutique new uni in town with organic growth. Then they switched to mass bursaries & allegedly free celebrity degrees for PR. Got the charter, lost the plot. From premium to publicity😂

Somewhere at Victoria University, the PR team is in a crisis meeting making an influencer budget as we speak. The timeline is too brutal😅

Most employers still sieve by university badge. Let's be honest about the reality… most of them are from an older generation & MUK was the gold standard, so that's what they trust. It's not always malice, it's just familiarity. Not from MUK, so I believe my opinion is balanced.

YOLO

Someone said the crying phase for a man after you confront him for let’s say cheating…. is for him to get time to think of another lie 😂😂😂

I can’t be the only one that can’t pronounce “Massachusetts”

Slang is dead. We just change what words mean now. “Nze engine” is still my favorite

“No” is a complete sentence.

Entering into a cohabitation arrangement without a marriage certificate is no different from being an unsecured creditor who has no collateral to claim if things go wrong

Finally ~ Spice Diana, is my current obsession

Mwenda is peak Little Finger…. If chaos is a ladder, he owns the ladder company. Lord Baelish has scholars

Wanting to defend women all the time but realizing men can be innocent too is such a weird mental battle. Like…. my loyalty vs my honesty are fighting. God forbid a man is innocent for once, now my whole girls support girls speech is ruined 😩

Islands in the stream 🎶

Flavia’s backlash makes me understand why CEO & some big positions are never recruited from inside. When you were once like them, every correct decision sounds like she has forgotten us but same action from an outsider = professionalism. Envy & familiarity rewrites everything.