@PatTalksTexans

Not THAT Pat.

Joined December 2013
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What was the question that required an answer like this?
Aaron Wilson
@AaronWilson_NFL10h
#Texans coach DeMeco Ryans: 'There's no beef in the receiver room.'
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Damn you for this @PatMcAfeeShow
Kalshi Sports
@KalshiSports12h
What's the greatest trick play in football history?
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NFL
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AFC Players of the Week! (Week 6) @CJ7STROUD | @jalenramsey | @JuliusChestnut
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@CryLawson15h
Texans offensive output with Nico Collins Vs Bills: 31 points Vs Cowboys: 30 points Vs Titans: 26 points Vs jags: 34 points. Texans scored over 30 points 4 times thru the ENTIRETY of last years regular season reason. They have achieved that mark 3 times already thru 6 games this season What is Nick Caley cooking 🤔
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The fact that Mendoza is on here is baffling.
Kalshi Sports
@KalshiSportsOct 20
Week 7 NFL OROY Rankings, via Kalshi 1. Carnell Tate (33%) 2. Germie Bernard (18%) 3. Denzel Boston (17%) 4. Jeremiyah Love (13%) 5. Fernando Mendoza (6%) 6. Antonio Williams (4%) 7. KC Concepcion (4%) 8. Jordyn Tyson (3%) 9. Omar Cooper (3%) 10. Carson Beck / Ja'Kobi Lane (2%)
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Two sides to every story…… just sayin
R A W S A L E R T S
@rawsalertsOct 20
🚨 #BREAKING: Virginia man charged with duct taping his wife to a chair so he could watch football upstairs “in peace”
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Henry McKenna
@henrycmckennaOct 19
I can't get over what C.J. Stroud did to the Jaguars. This defense forced 2 INTs from Drake Maye. Then 2 more from Joe Burrow. It sacked Deshaun Watson 5x. But Stroud was so efficient. MVP dark horse? Playoffs dark horse? Here come the Texans.
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This is great news for Tank. Kudos to him for working his way back after such a devastating injury.
DJ Bien-Aime | NASM CPT
@DjbienaimeOct 19
BREAKING NEWS: Coach DeMeco Ryans lets reporters know WR Tank Dell will be back against the New York Giants
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@LegionHoopsOct 19
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There is a long list of people that need to be fired because of this.
Tom Pelissero
@TomPelisseroOct 19
How committed is Jalen Hurts to football? After initially being diagnosed with a superficial blood clot in London, doctors told him not to sleep as a precaution, so he had been awake for roughly 36 hours when he started against the Jaguars, throwing for 220 yards and a TD.
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Are all of these guys really playing better ball than CJ Stroud right now? Absolutely not.
Kalshi Sports
@KalshiSportsOct 19
NFL MVP Rankings on Kalshi after Sunday: 1. Josh Allen (32%) 2. Brock Purdy (23%) 3. Patrick Mahomes (8%) 4. Drake Maye (7%) 5. Joe Burrow (5%) 6. Trevor Lawrence (5%) 7. Bryce Young (4%) 8. Jared Goff (4%) 9. Jordan Love (4%) 10. Caleb Williams (3%)
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Scary stuff.
Nicole Lynn
@AgentNicoleLynnOct 19
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CJ keeps this going, and the offense can keep it up….. I like their chances!
Kalshi Sports
@KalshiSportsOct 18
AFC Playoff Risers and Fallers after Week 7, via Kalshi: +12% — Broncos +8% — Texans +7% — Browns +7% — Steelers +7% — Patriots +3% — Titans +2% — Chiefs +2% — Bills 0% — Ravens 0% — Chargers 0% — Dolphins -6% — Jets -6% — Jaguars -6% — Bengals -7% — Raiders -26% — Colts
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CJ Stroud has yet to throw an interception in the US this season.
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No way Saints….
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