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Joined August 2009
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Multi-agent swarms are pure theater. Debating LLMs don't produce emergent genius—they produce error amplification, sycophancy, and $340 token bills that crash prod. Why 20 subagents are wrecking your repo, and the deterministic harness you actually need:
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I got to create a post… And then get this big ass arms pointing to Promote…. General update or Halloween inspired?
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GN! This was a Wild Wizzy Wednesday y'all!
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Take a peek inside @pimoroni's factory and see how the hackable #GitHubUniverse 2026 badge came to life 🛠️
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Was owning a Nokia a status symbol??
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PURE LINUX LOVE
Pond, our linux operating system, is now available for anyone to try! Our updated website includes the installers and a detailed look at the operating system butterfly.so/pond
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Elegoo's app froze the video feed again mid-print. Tired of guessing if the nozzle was dragging. Pointed an agent at the printer and built my own manager to watch the job.
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GM! Is she naked??
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GN! I dont know about you but i got tacos! teapawt.org/PatchOnChain/status/21…
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Was the late 90's the best time to game?
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Code generation is free. Comprehension is not. When 1 dev pumps 30 agent PRs a day, you don't get 10x velocity. You get a Synthetic PR DDoS and Cognitive Debt. Why your repo is becoming an unfixable ghost town, and the verification harness you need:
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GM! We are getting Tacos today right?! teapawt.org/patchonchain/status/21…
GN! Lets wrap up this Mutant Monday!
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GN! Lets wrap up this Mutant Monday!
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The T-Display AMOLED 1.75 features a convex, semi-circular lens, designed to enhance the display of emojis.
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Did you grow up with catalogs??
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Your coding agent is a Staff Engineer at Turn 1. By Turn 42—right after /compact—it gets amnesia, revives old bugs, and deletes your safety guards. Why lossy context compaction is an architectural lobotomy, and the Zero-Rot state machine to fix it:
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Totally called this! Seriously! Posted Jerry’s video from the Samsung fold as it broke in the exact same place….antenna line! youtu.be/5laDGy4INB0?is=ySzV…
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GM! Its Mutant Monday and how we feeling?
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Everyone’s modding smart TVs and Fire Sticks. We’re taking a Roku 3 into the lab. 🟣 Developer mode unlocked. Investigating why Netflix drags while Hulu runs smoothly—and seeing what custom software can bring to this old hardware. Roku 3 Revival. Build in progress.
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This was way to easy…..just an android box running the Roku Android app 🤣🤣🤣
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