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@PatchTheScally

Native LFC fan stationed behind the lines; in an apolitical area - they are all Tories. * Shocker, since 2024 they are mostly LibDem.

 London, UK
Joined April 2011
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Mike H@mikoh12313h
#BBCLauraK asks Nigel Farage about the upcoming EU summit and he turns it into being about unlimited immigration in which she has to point out to him multiple times that he’s not telling the truth.
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These lying bastards and conmen have seriously damaged the UK with Brexit. We need to rejoin urgently to stop the money haemorrhaging and our influence waning.
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Liverpool under Hodgson in 2010/11 - 9 points from 9 games Man Utd under Carrick in 2026/27 - 7 points from 9 games THEY ARE WORSE THAN US AT OUR LOWEST 🤣
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"Manchester United would have won the league if they started the season with Michael carrick"🤡 Relegatechester UNITED........⏳
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Fawned over by the left?
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Marco Rubio: "For years to come, there are many people on the right...that are going to be having to explain and justify how they fell into this trap of supporting Donald Trump because this is not going to end well.” (2016)
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The desperation of the Trump sycophants
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Nigel Farage, 28 Feb 2026: “The Prime Minister needs to change his mind… and back the Americans in this vital fight against Iran!” Nigel Farage now (after Trump midterms disaster): The war was a “mistake,” Trump broke his promises, and he is worried about more strikes. Classic Farage. He backed it when it looked strong. Now that Trump is a lame duck president, he is calling it out. Fraud.
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“Hey we just got blown out in a historic landslide because people hate our policies and extremism, what should we do to reset?” “Let’s promote the most universally hated member of our administration!”
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynNov 6
Stephen Miller is the new Chief of Staff.
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This.
Lord Mark Reeve (@Reeve98Mark) profile pictureLord Mark Reeve@Reeve98MarkNov 5
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We could do with some journalistic reporting from Scotland on ANOTHER gagging order
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RS Archer@archer_rsNov 3
I think it's time the men with the giant butterfly nets come along and lead him to a warm, safe space where he can see out his days without hurting himself or others.
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Trump: "I've kept every single promise I made, except far more. I've actually kept far more promises than I made." Beyond parody
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John Who@johndou1Nov 1
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"I should just point out that this is the ninth time we have invited unelected gobshite Zia Yusuf onto Question Time." #bbcqt
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Tesco are making £4bn a year in profit. About 50% of their staff are on Universal Credit. Why don't we crackdown on this unneeded benefit for billionaires?
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I hope the UK has seized Tommy Robinson's passport because there is a very good chance he will flee to the USA too.
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What utter bollocks
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Remember, Remember
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I'm Patch the Scally and I endorse this message.
Martin Davies 🇬🇧 🇫🇷 🇪🇺 🇨🇦 (@martindvz) profile pictureMartin Davies 🇬🇧 🇫🇷 🇪🇺 🇨🇦@martindvzOct 26
The Brexit supporters lied and lied and lied. There were no benefits to Brexit, except for the super rich tax avoiders. It’s time to rejoin the European Union urgently.
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