Patrick Gathron (@PatrickGathron) profile picture
Houston, TX
Joined September 2015
Maturing is realizing you don’t need new clothes for Christmas. You need a leaf blower
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I've been in politics for a quarter century. It's hard to express how staggering it is to see a conversation like this on corporate US media. The Morning Joe panel gobsmacked by the directness of @AbdulElSayed's points. (clip via @DropSiteNews)
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Amen!!
Stop leaving out Keith Porter Jr. Say his name too.
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we’re seizing the cracker barrels at dawn
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This organization is so tone deaf 🤦🏾‍♂️
Cowboys EVP Stephen Jones on @1053thefan said they’re still open to making a move to improve their roster before the trade deadline. “We think we’re close. We think we can get this ship righted and that we can have success.”
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Daks fault
The Cowboys defense allowed FOUR STRAIGHT TOUCHDOWN DRIVES in just 6 minutes and 57 seconds of possession… Each drive averaged 72 FUCKING YARDS!!! THAT IS 288 YARDS AND 28 POINTS ON FOUR CONSECUTIVE POSSESSIONS. TO GARDNER FUCKING MINSHEW!!!!
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Cowboys fans wanna trade for Josh Sweat but I haven’t heard his name mentioned once today
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I really hope the Cardinals don’t play Carson Beck this game
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I can’t lie. Every time I see this tweet I hate it. God is not going to make you un-lazy when He’s already given you the choice to not be lazy.
Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.
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Me pushing 30 in a full Halloween costume walking past a group of kids trick-or-treating
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As someone who started out in the food industry it’s very hard for me not to tip. With that being said I’m fed up with modern tip culture. You’re a fast food joint. Why do I need to tip you for handing me my chicken strips??
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I didn’t know Cooper Flagg had a twin
NEW: Oklahoma State’s Drew Mestemaker is the new QB1 in our mid-season NFL scout/executive poll. His 17 QB1 votes are a record in the three years we’ve done the QB1 poll. Results: espn.com/college-football/st…
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They know what they’re doing by not using commas 🤦🏾‍♂️
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There Needs To Be System In Place That Once You Vote…….. Your Phone Number Is Automatically Taken Off Those Political Texts & Calls!!!!! PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSE STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Something mesmerizing about a woman that smells good 😌
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LOS ANGELES (AP) — Stage giant Patrick Stewart, of ‘Star Trek’ and 'X-Men' fame, dies at 86.
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Jonathan Taylor about to get traded 👀
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Stephen A isn’t on first take this morning and I’m very much still enjoying the show.
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If Aaron Hernandez wasn’t crazy he would’ve gone on to be the greatest tight end ever. You could line him up out wide, at tight end and running back and he could score from all 3. 1 of 1
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