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comedian. highlarious comedy festival. seattle. bills mafia. sleep enthusiast.

Seattle, WA
Joined February 2009
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Road DAWGS. 😤
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I really like watching Josh Allen play football! 🏈
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#BillsMafia every retweet counts as double 🙏🏽❄️🫶🏽 #WPMOYChallenge             @DDawkins66 #WPMOYChallenge             @DDawkins66 #WPMOYChallenge             @DDawkins66 #WPMOYChallenge             @DDawkins66 #WPMOYChallenge             @DDawkins66
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Snippet from Damar Hamlin’s YouTube channel. Dude was doing this before he was a paid athlete. Can donate to his community toy drive here: gofundme.com/f/mxksc-the-cha… – at Tonawanda, NY
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The Bills are now the No. 1 seed in the AFC. – at Buffalo, NY
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The reaction… and the camera work!? #BUFvsKC
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Per @ESPNStatsInfo: Josh Allen is the first starting quarterback to beat Patrick Mahomes twice at Arrowhead Stadium.
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THERE GOES OUR HERO #BILLSMAFIA – at New York, USA
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What a win for the Bills Josh Allen was a wizard on that game winning drive… jumped up over a dude’s dome.. delivered a dart.. didn’t panic ever. WHAT A GAME
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JOSH ALLEN HURDLE 😱 (via @NFL)
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josh allen is like if the t-1000 was into football instead of murdering
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"Win, lose or draw Bills Mafia is always on our side.. they live, breathe & sleep football here" ~@gabedavis13_ #PMSLive #BillsMafia
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Josh Allen is a big goofy rocket armed golden retriever of a man and we love him for it.
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The Bills are this good. Josh Allen is this good. The Pats are getting slaughtered. It’s all real. It’s all happening. Just shut up and accept it. You’ll feel better.
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If you knew before the season the Bills would be in the AFC Championship you would've signed up for it in a second. That won't make tonight any easier, nor should it, but it was an exceptional season from a team with a young core that should be good for a long time.
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Stefon Diggs shouting on the sidelines, seems to be trying to get everybody dialed up. Greeting defensive players coming off the field, too.
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Bills might have that team of destiny thing going on
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I think the Packers face the Bills in the Super Bowl.
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Bills are America’s Team ❤️💙#BillsMafia #AmericasTeam #BuffaloBills @BuffaloBills
Super Bowl Rooting Interest Twitter Map 🗺️ Buffalo Bills: 22 States Kansas City Chiefs: 10 States Tampa Bay Buccaneers: 10 States Green Bay Packers: 8 States Thoughts 🤔
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The only player in @NFL history to have 17 games of 6+ REC in a season... @StefonDiggs. 😎 #BillsMafia
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