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https://teapawt.org/t.co/BMYQbBbgQx founder. writer.

United States
Joined December 2016
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I’m building payrollbeacon.com to serve as as your one stop shop/AI assistant for all payroll and benefits compliance data. I’m building it for the employees who want to know their own rights, for the small business owners who want to stay compliant but don’t have the time to stay up to date on this information, for everyone else who works in a role that utilizes compliance yet is frustrated by the options available. This will save everyone who uses it hours per month of research.
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I have created Chronostates.io Have a simple idea? Turn it into a game and then a book in a few days?
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BREAKING: Bank of England told to prepare for a market crash if the United States announces Alien Life. Helen McCaw who served as a senior analyst in financial security at the UK’s central bank sounded the alarm. She has now written to Andrew Bailey, the Bank’s governor, urging him to organize contingencies for the possibility that the White House may confirm we are not alone in the universe.
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Liberation Times understands from sources that, for several years, alleged Chinese-operated exotic drones—and, separately, alleged vehicles of non-human origin—have conducted intelligence, reconnaissance and surveillance activity around military training ranges off the U.S. East Coast.
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Shamelessly promote yourself. Nobody else will do it for you.
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Man everyone is stealing content on X now Even this post will get stolen
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Ultimate X Growth Strategy 0–500: Be a reply guy 501–2K: Be a reply guy 2–5K: Be a reply guy 5–10K: Be a reply guy 10–25K: Less replies, post slop 25–50K: Less replies, post slop 50–75K: Post all recycled slop 75–100K: Post all recycled slop >100k: Post all recycled slop
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I don’t normally complain about real life stuff here, but when I go through a drive thru and ask you to double check that the donuts don’t have sprinkles because my son is autistic and will have a meltdown, The correct answer is not “Oh that’s ok my son doesn’t like sprinkles either. It has nothing to do with his autism,” while both rolling your eyes and hand waving me away. Listen jackass, until you’ve watched a child try to headbutt a wall over misshapen chicken nuggets or donuts with sprinkles…
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FYI, MTG is retiring JUST IN TIME to get a pension (when she’s 60) and keep her employer funded TSP. Literally if she retired TODAY she’d get neither. 5 years is the magic number to keep it
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Here is Mike Flynn literally screaming at the top of his lungs to side with Vladimir Putin on the same day it’s reported that DOJ is going pay him for prosecuting a crime he pled guilty to—lying about contacting the Russians. Fuck this place. Choke on your money in Hell, Mike.
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To prevent home prices from falling and making homeownership more affordable, Fannie Mae just eliminated its 620 FICO score minimum so it can guarantee riskier mortgages to borrowers with bad credit, enabling them to overpay for expensive homes they can’t really afford. No IPO.
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Patrick Simpson retweeted
95% of design work on Twitter with a price associated with it is fake. e.g. "client paid $3,000 for this landing page." The clients aren't real. The money isn't real. Those hyping them up aren't real. It’s all part of a coordinated engagement pod that’s taken over design Twitter. Here’s how it works: after joining, members are required to comment, like, and bookmark every post made by others to manufacture fake engagement. Miss three posts, and you’re out. This is called astroturfing, a form of coordinated inauthentic behavior that can get your account banned on X. I’ve been shown overwhelming proof from people inside these groups and others who were recruited but turned them down. It runs deeper than anyone realizes, by designers you probably look up to, and it’s poisoning a massive portion of our feeds.
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Patrick Simpson retweeted
Buying an LLC before validating your idea is like buying a domain before writing code. Don't do it. Validate first. Then set up the business.
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Below 1000 followers? You need to comment more. • Create a list of 100 creators • Add the list to pro . x . com • Turn it into a search column • Filter likes, replies, RTs • Comment 20min • Repeat 3x/day This is how you grow fast.
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BREAKING: Charlie Kirk’s little cult just hit a new level of deranged. Vincent Battiloro, one of his die-hard fanatics, hunted down and murdered two innocent girls just for “talking shit” about Kirk. This is where blind worship of MAGA christofascists leads, to the violent killings.
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This is literally the closest to disclosure we’ve ever had.
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🚨Avi Loeb and Mayim Bialik on 3I/ATLAS: The Part You Need To Hear Everyone’s defaulting to “it’s a comet.” A comet has a tail. Hubble’s fresh look at 3I/ATLAS shows no tail. Worse (or better, depending on your curiosity) there is a glow in front of the object. “It’s got headlights.” Stay curious. Track the data through and after perihelion. If it’s natural, it’ll show you. If it isn’t, we’ll wish we’d paid attention. Source: youtube.com/watch?v=TMU8URlD… #3IATLAS #AviLoeb #MayimBialik #LoebScale #InterstellarObject #Space #Astronomy #UAP #CometOrNot
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Evidence is mounting that Tyler Robinson is just a patsy, and the real shooter was somewhere else completely… Premiering on YouTube at 6:15pm est TONIGHT (right now) Link to full video 👇 youtu.be/P-UtipJUu7c?si=AmU7…
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BREAKING: The footage from Jeffery Epstein’s cell that was released by the DOJ was edited with Adobe Premiere Pro, stitched from 2 clips, and was saved 4 times, per WIRED
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