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being handsome and quiet makes you a target for silent competition
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Look at the age of the women that are frustrated by Mercy Masika's masterclass, you will notice something.
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Remove people’s access to you the moment you notice any jealousy or envy.
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Until it's done, keep your mouth shut. That is the law.
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Normalize being unreachable at the very first sign of disrespect.
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Tumewaskiza…..
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DStv Kenya has officially announced 4 new packages, starting November 5, with monthly prices starting at Sh750 and going up to Sh7,300. Here is how they compare: 1. Starter (Sh750): 116+ channels, La Liga, local content and entertainment. 2. Select (Sh1,500): 149+ channels, movies, series, news and Serie A. 3. Sports (Sh3,000): 159+ channels, including the Premier League, Champions League, Europa League and Conference League. 4. Ultimate (Sh7,300): 180+ channels, including Formula 1, rugby, tennis, MotoGP and golf.
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Flagged off a KSh75 million Last Mile Electricity Project connecting 530 households at Katheka in Kibwezi East Constituency, Makueni County. We are implementing projects worth KSh560 million to connect 4,250 households in the constituency. In Makueni County, we are investing KSh2.3 billion to light up 22,000 homes.
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The man who can walk away from what he desires, for the sake of what he must become, is a man no one can own. — Epictetus
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Weed makes you more smarter if you are smart and makes you more dumber if you're dumb.
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People who observe everything and decide to keep quiet are dangerous.
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Stoners only;What is the best drink to smoke weed with ?
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The universe has chosen you to be wealthy.
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Man should have standards don't accept anything.
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Some people don't want you to fail, they just want you to succeed a little less than them.
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Female bosses are the worst thing that can happen to you.
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Everyone has a price
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For us luhyas, Sifuna has just restored our lost Glory and pride. Manzee Weta Na Mudavadi Ni Nzige Sana. Walikula heshima ya Waluhya.
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Corporate Kenya needs to know that a 9-5 is a NINEEE TO FIVEE, not a 9 to when their unnecessary additional tasks are completed. Kesho pia ni siku bana.
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Girls are always horny, yet they can still pretend like they don’t want to have sex.
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