20 years in Finance & Operations | 8+ years in Bitcoin & Web3 | Crypto Treasury, Security, Hiring & Scaling Startups | Self-Custody Advocate ₿
San Diego, CA
Joined June 2017
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Stop hiring people because they've worked at a famous company.
Ask what they actually BUILT.
What broke?
What did they fix?
What did they own?
What changed because they were there?
A logo on a resume doesn't run your business.
People do.
#Hiring #Leadership
Your security audit passed.
Congratulations.
Now who has access to your treasury wallets?
Who approves transactions?
Who removes access when someone leaves?
Who checks the balances?
Security isn't a certificate you hang on the wall.
It's what your team does every day.
A crypto company can have the best engineers in the world and still lose millions because nobody reconciled the wallets.
Wallet balances.
Exchange balances.
General ledger.
Transaction history.
If those numbers don't reconcile, you don't have financial controls.
You have hope.
Why is Bitcoin dipping? 📉
ETF outflows. Leveraged traders getting liquidated. Macro uncertainty. And a massive exchange security scare.
Bitcoin didn't suddenly break. Market confidence took a hit.
We preach decentralization until centralized exchanges remind us WHY it matters
She has many Fans, but I get to be one of 7 of her friends... @FinallyX . .
DevOps: I have a job interview.
IT: On your WORK laptop?!
DevOps: Relax, it's just a CTF.
💻 Downloads malware
IT: YOU MANAGE INFRASTRUCTURE SECURITY!
DevOps: And?
IT: YOU ARE THE SECURITY RISK! 💀
Sir, you didn't fail the interview. You failed your entire job description
Anonymous, how many times do I have to tell you? I've moved on. 😭
Stop calling. Stop sending videos. Stop making public announcements trying to get my attention.
We had our time together. It didn't work out.
At this point, I'm filing a restraining order on the blockchain. 💀
🚨 BREAKING: The hacker group Anonymous has released a video issuing an ultimatum to @cz_binance following the @binance hack.
₿Doge//Bitcoin Accountant ₿ retweeted
JUST IN: BINANCE FOUNDER CZ JUST SAID BANKS ARE EVEN LESS SAFE FROM HACKERS THAN #BITCOIN AND CRYPTO
"IF A CRYPTO EXCHANGE CAN BE HACKED, BANKS ARE IN A WORSE POSITION"
THE ENTIRE SYSTEM IS AT RISK ‼️
₿Doge//Bitcoin Accountant ₿ retweeted
The broader crypto community still doesn’t get it. That’s ok. $DGB DigiDollar will be here when the need finally comes.
Job hunting in 2026:
AI writes the job description.
AI reviews the resume.
AI sends the rejection.
Two humans never speak.
Very efficient. 😂
₿Doge//Bitcoin Accountant ₿ retweeted
BITCOIN IS IMPOSSIBLE TO SHUT OFF! 🚀
Jack Dorsey built an app that moves Bitcoin with zero internet.
Bitchat uses Bluetooth mesh.
You sign offline, it hops phone to phone.
Kill the internet.
The money still moves.
₿Doge//Bitcoin Accountant ₿ retweeted
The Human Renaissance: Bitcoin, AI & the Return of Human Creativity
Bitcoin saves the time we've spent. AI multiplies what we can do with the time ahead. Together, a renaissance is born.
We got paper money and paperwork. Let's give our children Bitcoin and cathedrals (in space)
