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Government Name: Pat Sirois @VanillaPresley @LCSpodcast • comedian•rapper•podcast host

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Joined October 2008
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Man twitter fuckin sucks now
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That Dungeons & Dragons movie goes hard – at Austin, TX
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Hugh grant fuckin rules and it’s great that half the characters aren’t doing a British accent – at Austin, TX
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“This guy has absolutely no idea about global land based primary resource distribution “ is such a funny sentence to me like “yeah you dumbass bitch how do you not know about global land based primary resource distribution you fucking idiot”” – at Austin, TX
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When I’m old immma just say shit like “skyscrapers really do just be big ass dicks made of glass n Shit” and people have to be like “yes sir they really are” – at Austin, TX
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Who’s day drunk in an Uber on I-35? – at Austin, TX
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Stumbled into a YouTube rabbit hole of Black women reacting to Loretta Lynn songs and man what a blessed corner of the internet that is haha – at Austin, TX
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Bout to watch the last episode of Succession. This show fuckin ruled and it has entered the same headspace for me as all the other greatest shows I’ve ever watched. 10/10 – at Austin, TX
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French Canadian Montana retweeted
Congratulations on directing your mildly recognized indie movie "Talking Quietly in Rooms" your next project will be "Bigdickman 3: Multidick" it will cost $300 million and you will start drinking again
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I know the internet sucks but I wanna fight the people who are mean in the comments to BBQwithBigJake. That big ass Texan kid just wants to show you how to make good BBQ and that’s just how you talk when every adult you’ve ever met in your whole life is from your church – at Austin, TX
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If you’re mean to Big Jake you don’t get a plate – at Austin, TX
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New episode up on YouTube about a central Texas couple from 2005 who did all sorts of devious shit in an attempt to start a new life
Latest episode of Lie, Cheat & Steal up EARLY on our youtube channel about Molly & Clayton Daniels the Austin area couple behind a tale of arson, grave robbing and insurance fraud from deep in the Lone Star State! Available to listen now! youtu.be/gU3MLpGzk68
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Early 20’s to Late 30’s. I’m not significantly healthier or better looking but goddamn if fashion hasn’t improved
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Hahhahaha me and pops when I had the below the knee South Pole shorts with the freshly ironed Phat Farm button up
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Pops had the stogie in full effect – at Austin, TX
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Found some old pics of me and my pops – at Austin, TX
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A couple years ago I lived like 400 feet and from a GoPuff fulfillment center and I could order stuff from them and it would be there in like 12 minutes. I felt like a god – at Austin, TX
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Imagine finding some weed post apocalypse. like you’re rummaging through an old house tryna find some canned food and be out before raiders/zombies show up and then you just find like an old chillum and two blunt roaches. Shiiiiiiiiiit – at Austin, TX
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The Dickheadsian Aspect
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