big green wormhole open up in the sky suck ya shit down like a oyster. blood for the blood god. end of world. welcome to hell. hosts @jakebrodes n @len0killer
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Jake and Thomas from Pendejo Time (@PendejoTime) are BACK for a messy episode about line wives, bucket bunnies, The Blind Side, and troopers falling to their doom. Link below!
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@PendejoTime is now offering the Lick Line. A hotline to chat the worst guy you’ve ever worked with, the fattest guy you’ve ever seen, shittiest roommate of all time, or direct your complaints of the show directly to Thomas
Call 512 481 2630 and leave a message.
Love ya.
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New ep with my fav YouTuber/comedian Jarrett Moore. Camera literally totally gave out so it just audio with some old television on there. Getting new cam set up and studio maybe soon??
Please enjoy
youtu.be/VO0mBMVLDXk?si=wuzX…
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Bonus Ep: “Large & In Kharg” (w/ Special Guests: @jakebrodes + @len0killer of @PendejoTime)
on.soundcloud.com/v5V99jFxMQ…
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youtube.com/shorts/_dTw4haGf… @PendejoTime this joke is so realistic and hilarious. Thank you for remaining funny in these unfunny times with unfunny people.
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This is still maybe our best achievement along with @PendejoTime
youtu.be/ecb5acVc6x0?si=IlpL…
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the dynamic duo back at it again @len0killer and @jakebrodes
watch "The Thomas Promise" below
youtu.be/ey6TfYa_mag
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@PendejoTime been listening and re-listening to your “The Struggler” Ep. I love it so much. Bless
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Check out our newest free @PendejoTime video episode with the very funny @AdamGilbert__ check out his dates in the description and go see him live, he is very funny and this was one of my favorite eps.
youtu.be/qyjOeGX9Or0
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LOW TICKET WARNING: Philly @PendejoTime fans were about a month and a half out and tickets are starting to run low. It’s a smaller club but it’s a really good one. Get your tickets now
Linktr.ee/pendejotime
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ICYMI: we had @PendejoTime on to discuss John Fetterman's harrowing memoir. We only got through the first chapter. Link below ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Our clips guy @NickJLancaster didn’t take my advice
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check out the newest @PendejoTime video episode with @PatDean operator of The Velveeta Room, Austins oldest comedy club. youtu.be/30_5PDuEI1I
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Two shows coming up. Philly tickets goin fast. See @PendejoTime live and in person in New York Friday 12/5 9:30. Then a month later catch us at next in line comedy in Philly Saturday 1/24 at 9:30. Tix below
Linktr.ee/pendejotime
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Made it three sentences without mentioning food
It’s 2027. I’m sitting on a free bus. Open stab wound still dripping. On my way to the grocery store to get bread. The man next to me is cooperating with the neighborhood mental health officer but he’s still gripping the knife. I feel a sense of regret wash over me. Why didn’t I bet on this when I had the chance?
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They probably hate this comparison idk but the closest podcast to cumtown I've ever listened to is theirs and at times even better. Pendejo time has made me laugh harder than I ever have