People are acting like a can of Pepsi can't change the world... Well, not with Kendall Jenner, no, but with me, yes.

I am the one true leader with a 2 liter.

I'm back... and would like to drink a Pepsi.

Thinking about turning this jug of water into a can of Pepsi and drinking it.

@charityfett "Even better."

Christmas (also my birthday) is so soon! Wonder if anyone got me a case of Pepsi...I hope so!

Eat of my flesh, drink of my bloo—my Pepsi. Definitely drink of my Pepsi and not of my blood.

🎶Je-sus walks... to get another Pepsi!

I took 5 loaves of bread, 2 fish, and a 6 pack of Pepsi and fed a crowd of thousands.

The Last Supper was one of the best cause the Pepsi was flowing freely!

Joseph and I spilt a 2 liter. For not being my real dad, I still like him and respect him.

#pepsi #heaven that's all I need

Just some advice and you can take it or leave it: get off the icy roads and into an icy Pepsi.

A lot of people think Adam and Eve got kicked out of Eden 'cause Eve ate an apple. Psh, who cares? It was 'cause she snuck a coke in.

I was sent into this world not to condemn it, but to drink as much Pepsi as possible and ascend to heaven before getting diabetes.

I am a leader. And I'm drinking a 2 liter. (Of Pepsi#)

I was born a virgin birth. But I did sneak some Pepsi in utero. Haha, sorry mom, that's why I was a hyper kid!

I rose Lazarus from the dead. After I heard he hadn't yet got to try Pepsi Max.

100 tweets (all time.) 100 Pepsis (today only.)