American in Norway. I’m trying my best!

Oslo
Joined March 2007
I’ll be in 3 different countries today. Europe be crazy like that.
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JUST IN: Anthropic recorded a staggering $80,000,000,000.00 net loss in the first half of 2026.
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Same energy
BREAKING: Trump demands New Mexico immediately change its name to “New America"
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Remember Surge soda? It actually started in Norway and you can still buy it here, although it’s called Urge.
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Two questions: 1. Why are they building data centers inside neighborhoods? 2. Why would you buy a house next to a data center?
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French students when they’re not allowed to smoke in class
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The French when ask the waiter for your bill after they have ignored you for 2 hours.
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Friend smuggled this out of Paris for me before it was lost. We must protect what is most precious! 🇫🇷 Let them eat butter!
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None of this would have happened if they just released GTA6 on time 😭
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1992 LA riots and the seriously bad ass Koreans
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I’m very happy with how boring Norway can be. We don’t even riot over sports games here! 🥰
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Have they tried turning France off and on again
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Tesla Roadster launch, French edition
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Sean Percival retweeted
THIS? STATE?
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Biggest red flag 🚩 of a new marketing hire
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She only made it to day 5
New Press Security off to a great start! I give her 30 days max.
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The panhandler on the freeway off-ramp when I barrel roll over his ass
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