Inventor of The VAMPED Method™ Inventor of Sports Analytics for Professional Wrestling™ Black Lives Matter ✊🏻✊🏿🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Joined July 2014
Bang Bang Gang never stopped being Bullet Club Gold in my heart. Didn’t Jay White call their fans “Gold members” throughout?
BULLET CLUB IS BACK, BITCHES.
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sora, donald, and goofy. Basically so cool its like a steak and a blowjob rolled into one person. But it's 3 guys, and guess what: They're characters.
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The Civil War almost literally came out of a national conflict to decide the Senator from Kansas
In the grand sweep of American history, it’s not normal or natural for someone from New York to care who the Senator from Kansas is
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(atonal modern wrestling chant cadence) SLAVOJ ZIZEK clap clap clapclapclap SLAVOJ ZIZEK
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Guess the MLB team: C: fruity lil guy (italian) 1B: fruity lil guy (japanese) 2B: fruity lil guy (mexican) 3B: fruity lil guy (cuban) SS: fruity lil guy (war criminal) LF: fruity lil guy (italian x2) CF: fruity lil guy (banana) RF: fruity lil guy (not war criminal)
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Be kind even when the world gives you a reason not to be, and do the right thing even when nobody is watching. You may not always get back what you give, and not everybody will appreciate your heart, but I believe what you put into this world eventually finds its way back to you.
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I didn’t drink that much to begin with, so #2 was an easy choice.
Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis 1. Date a 24 year old 2. Quit drinking and tell everyone you don’t drink anymore 3. Drink heavily 3-4 times a week 4. Train for a marathon and or Hyrox 5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate) 6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs, guy tries too and fails? 7. Get divorced to feel something 8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism 9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, gardening, handstands 10. Get very into video games
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Most of those old niggas are drug addicts whose children dont talk to them. Maybe they should've given a shit about mental health lmao
Modern "wrestlers" are so soft. Suddenly every one has the "mental health" of a bullied middle school geek. Imagine how they'd handle ACTUAL HEAT in Puerto Rico or daily life whatsoever before the year 2000.
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I’ve been working hard and minding my damn business… but next Wednesday Persephone, I’m making your business my business
Fright Night #AEWDynamite Wed 10/28, 8/7c, TBS & HBO Max TBS Title Persephone vs @amisylle After defeating former TBS Champion Maya World tonight on Dynamite to become #1 contender, Queen Aminata challenges Persephone for the TBS Title at Fright Night Dynamite, NEXT Wednesday!
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NICK WAYNE BEAT CHRIS JERICHO, TWICE.
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What I wouldn't give to have a proper shot to tear it up properly at some places and on tv. Give me the chance to or show I don't belong. Out here I can stand toe 2 toe with anyone on this planet and deliver
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Nathan: Do you see why this is funny? Elizabeth: Yeah he turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit i've ever seen
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maybe the saddest trash talk i’ve ever seen
Happy to be proven wrong, but Republicans aren’t losing Wyoming
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It’s time for #AEWDynamite!!
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Don’t care about all that, just want to know her take on Draco Malfoid.
J.K. Rowling has published a new essay defending her views on the trans community and calling out trans activism in the 21st century for being "elitist." "My views haven't changed... what to me represents no change at all in my political or ideological outlook has, in recent years, seen me and women like me subject not only to criticism but also to death threats. This is because we oppose the current, dominant strain of trans activism, which holds that a man who declares himself a woman is, literally, a woman, and is therefore entitled to be treated as a woman in all contexts..." variety.com/2026/tv/global/j…
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I still have a bunch of these bad boys. Legends never die. Charlie Kirk sure did tho. IYKYK.
"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" this singular drawing
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what’s your problem fr
Hiya, Im proud of you being the bigger person and cheering your friend on even though she let you lose at #AEWWrestleDream
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