I read your tweets today, oh boy

Cardiff, Wales
Joined January 2009
Had a truly fantastic long lunch yesterday at Gorse in Cardiff.
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Gubbing $18 pints coz I don’t wanna come back
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Does anybody want anything from Target?
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Got cropped out of a Blue Man Group vid today
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The great gaff in the sky 🪽
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Florida has fucked me up - 10/10
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Daft move when there’s games on in London #thickidiot #yourboyfriend
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Family photo by Boris Mikhailov, USSR, 1980s.
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Kerry katona is gorgeous...
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Replying to @Lord_Sugar
Give over SUGARTITS
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A GO FUND ME PAGE fuck me i thought I was taking the piss
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somehow the joke is still on Spurs for committing to £150m on Savio and Marmoush two months before they became worth about £2.70
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you'll never sing that
🚨 | BREAKING: #ManCity were CLEARED of Charge 4(B). That allegation formed part of the Premier League’s case that City failed to co-operate with its investigation — but the Commission found the club did not breach its co-operation duties in the respects alleged under 4(B).
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Former footballer and sports commentator Andy Townsend, has called out a walker for having a shit in his local pub toilet and then leaving without buying a drink. He’s right. Do you agree?
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Dana White in the mud. Cardiff continues to win.
Had a letter from the council yesterday warning me that the Tour de France was going to be on my street next year. Fury v Joshua probably coming here in December. Cardiff can't stop winning.
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Sam retweeted
Imagine the pride of lying down on that sunbed with your foe strewn next to it, dead
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I'm always being real.
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Replying to @mrjakehumphrey
It's receiving some rave reviews
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Replying to @TrevorGreetham
A neighbour had panic bought cereal
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