@Angels GM. Perry is the name, pickin players is the game. #RepTheHalo

Anaheim, CA
Joined December 2020
THIS is what October⚾️ is all about. I want to see some mf named “Petey” slam against the wall on a 46 degree night. I don’t wanna see some Japanese billionaire with a gambling problem and fake Canadian with fake teeth go for a three peat. This is baseball
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Greatest baseball player of all time (whose best friend in the world is in jail for gambling while living together) hit a 3 run blast as the back to back champs get swept at home. Good riddance, fuck you, and I’m sure you’ll be favored to win it all again next year. Fuck off.
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For those of you who don’t watch ⚾️, the Dodgers being swept by the Brewers is kinda like when 🇺🇸 defeated Hitler, or killed Osama Bin Laden.
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Why does Shohei Ohtani suck at baseball now lol. Remember when he left the angels and threw his best friend that every single Angel loved in prison? Crazy shit man.
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Casuals (most of you) won’t remember, but Tyler Glasgow totally threw Ippei Mizuhara under the bus after having only known him for like a week. Dude is Sus
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I despise the Dodgers but that mf Yamamoto is so special that you truly do not know anything about pitching whatsoever if you don’t think he is one of the most special humans to ever touch the seams. gyatt damn
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Jo Adell has more career postseason strikeouts than Mike trout
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Raisel Iglesias and Brandon Marsh both doing well in the ninth inning of a wild card game is exactly what I expected to happen when they wore Angel uniforms. Sadly one is a Philly, the other is a Brave, and the only thing they ever gave me in Anaheim was paranoid schizophrenia
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I genuinely hope this team is forced to find their own way home from Seattle. Leave the fucking clubhouse and go your separate ways. I don’t want to even think about any of you until March.
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👼 lost 100 games and this new owner is gonna somehow fuck over the entire fanbase, because we can never have nice things and god himself hates us despite our name being Angels
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Angels are really gonna lose 100 games this is just too great. This fanbase lives in perpetual hell
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Tomorrow we go for 100 losses. Huge accomplishment. I can’t wait.
FINAL: Mariners 8, Angels 4
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Reid Detmers is what Patrick Sandoval was supposed to be for the Angels. A dominant LHP who other teams fear. Sadly, Patrick spent his time gambling with David, Shohei, and Ippei. We wish him well.
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A 6-0 Angel lead turns into 7-6 Athletics here in Sacramento. Welcome to late September bottom of the barrel baseball brought to you by DraftKings!
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Angels vs Athletics in Sacramento on a Tuesday. Both teams are dogshit, but at least one is going to Vegas soon so that’ll be fun. Welcome to late September baseball baby!
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Reporting live from Anaheim… I’ll miss this era. There’s something poetically beautiful and peaceful about showing up to an empty ballpark everyday because your organization is so disgustingly embarrassing.
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As an Angel fan, I watched Ohtani play ⚾️ every single day long before the majority of casuals on this app even knew what his name was. PCA is MVP. It’s not even close.
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It was Kawhi’s translator. The FBI said kawhi is innocent
BREAKING: The NBA has ruled on the Los Angeles Clippers in for salary cap circumvention investigations on Kawhi Leonard after yearlong probe -- stripping the franchise of 5 first-round picks, issuing a $30 million fine to owner Steve Ballmer and suspensions for Ballmer, Lawrence Frank and Gillian Zucker, sources tell ESPN. Kawhi Leonard will have to pay $700,000 in restitution for improper benefits by the Clippers for his uncle and former business rep, Dennis Robertson. No contract void or suspension for Leonard. And Robertson -- who was fired by Leonard in June -- is being banned by the NBA from all business dealings.
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just get hammered tonight and hug your loved ones closely. Let Gerrit Cole destroy us. In fact…. Let every pitcher destroy us for the rest of the year. Let’s lose every single game moving forward. Our rebirth begins on January 1st 2027.
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