Elias Lorenz

Realizing I never made a pinned post so might as well. Hi, I post random shit I'm feeling/thinking at any given moment with barely any filter. Sometimes those things are funny, sometimes they're bad takes, can never tell which. I support LGBTQ+ people, fuck off if you don't.

PULL THE PLUG ALREADY!!!!! Fuck I've had an extension to remove it from search results since it was added to Google and it makes searching so much more usable get rid of it!!!!

Never considered the concept of a furry being afraid of balding since they're always covered in fur but yeah I guess losing your actual hair would suck still

Call me crazy, I know it's supposed to be some kind of viscera from a tumor but it always sorta looked like some weird plastic object to me

Maybe there is, maybe there isn't.

Anyone who believes him is stupid and anyone who thinks it's okay for a running president to offer a cash reward for votes is also stupid

The "would you have sex with a clone of yourself" question always makes me think about the implications of a clone of me being made, and why, more than the "have sex" part whenever I see it show up on the feed

Toby's doing his own weird route right now let him cook

Kris Deltarune:

How it feels for me trying to draw at all

I have come up with "Knight Knight knight", which is my brand new Deltarune headcanon based on completely nothing where Knight Knight from Undertale is the knight

Wait until you learn that the pretty fly orbital you can get from pills apparently does damage to enemies too

Sans doing this would be a really cool moment for a Dusttale fangame honestly

Okay but like this is actually how she'd come out, she'd try to cake it under a thousand layers of irony so that she can brush it off as she always does but Pomni would catch on because she's smart af

I mean, it IS a slur, it just doesn't have any actual baggage attached to it unlike other slurs so getting offended by it is stupid lol

How I imagine he'd react to that

Carol wrenching control away from you as much as she can and slowly realizing she is just as powerless as Kris would be fucked up

The bone pastor is in Jax's clothing and god fucking damnit are they a reference to her inevitable death in the series

Sir, a second boom fly has hit the Esau