Andes to Acton, Callao to Chiswick,

The Shan
Joined September 2023
You guys realize that one of the greatest joys of motherhood is never again having to do any of the tedious and unfulfilling social rituals you were forced to do so you could increase your odds of finding a man who wanted to have kids with you
can’t be away from your kids for 2 days, can’t attend your friends’ important events, can’t leave the house. i promise you guys motherhood doesn’t have to suck that bad
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Buenos Aires is the Carolinas. Patagonia is Oregon and Washington. The Uruguay coast is Georgia. Florianópolis is upland Hawaii. Asunción is Florida. The one thing you won’t find down here is a Chicago winter.
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Honestly the fact that near-universal accessibility of rideshare services has done nothing for DUI fatalities says something incredibly damning about this kind of offender Whatever we do to them needs to be extremely punishing
Imagine a drunk driver hits your kid in a crosswalk and you find out he would still have been in jail if not for his last victim fighting tooth and nail to keep him out
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We have a Californian minimum wage for an economy which, outside of London, is roughly at the level of Bulgaria.
Britain’s new minimum wage: £27,456 a year. Higher-rate income tax kicks in at £50,270. Wage compression the Soviet Union could only have dreamed of.
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“The Field” is both: 1. One of the rare films that’s better than its source material. 2. The most accurate portrayal of old rural Irish culture ever committed to film.
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Replying to @edgaralandough
When entering a raffle where you have to put your paper ticket into a barrel make sure you “accordion” the paper to make it springy and have more surface to be selected by the hand that’s digging around the tickets.
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Bastards of the Animal kingdom...
🤖 Made with AI
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Animal Friends
🤖 Made with AI
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Today we lost Walter Koenig. Some thoughts about a fine actor and an exceptional human being...
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Replying to @PeruvianMagnum
1. Random short replies that feel like inside jokes no one else is in on. 2. Sudden takes on who is the sexiest person alive. 3. Mix of obscure UK TV, Irish myths and Peruvian notes that confuses timelines. 4. Asking Grok this question out of the blue. 5. Bio that jumps from Andes to Acton without warning.
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🍺 25 iconic Latin American beers (from oldest to newest) 1. 🇵🇪 Pilsen Callao — 1863 2. 🇺🇾 Pilsen — 1866 3. 🇧🇴 Paceña — 1877 4. 🇧🇷 Antarctica — 1888 5. 🇧🇷 Brahma — 1888 6. 🇦🇷 Quilmes — 1890 7. 🇬🇹 Gallo — 1896 8. 🇲🇽 Dos Equis — 1897 9. 🇲🇽 Pacífico — 1900 10. 🇸🇻 Pilsener — 1906 11. 🇵🇪 Cusqueña — 1908 12. 🇵🇦 Balboa — 1910 13. 🇨🇴 Águila — 1913 14. 🇪🇨 Pilsener — 1913 15. 🇸🇻 Salva Vida — 1916 16. 🇨🇷 Imperial — 1924 17. 🇲🇽 Corona — 1925 18. 🇲🇽 Modelo — 1925 19. 🇨🇺 Cristal — 1928 20. 🇩🇴 Presidente — 1935 21. 🇻🇪 Polar — 1941 22. 🇲🇽 Tecate — 1944 23. 🇨🇴 Club Colombia — 1949 24. 🇳🇮 Toña — 1976 25. 🇨🇱 Cristal — 1978 🖇️ Source: Historical records
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The PBS documentary on Jonestown is genuinely amazing but there’s this great bit about Jim Jones’s career as a door to door pet monkey salesman where they talk to this woman and she’s like Oh yeah I remember Jim Jones. Bought a monkey from him. Anyways the monkey hanged itself.
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average north american japanese diasporoid vs average south american japanese diasporoid
Confira o CRESCIMENTO da votação de Lula no JAPÃO no segundo turno das eleições de 2022 e 2026: 2022: ​🔵 Jair Bolsonaro: 83,62% (27.640 votos) 🔴 Lula: 16,38% (5.412 votos) 2026: 🔵 Flávio Bolsonaro: 80,08% (28.538 votos) 🔴 Lula: 19,92% (7.098 votos)
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This paper answers why can’t you remember being a baby? For over a century, science said you can't remember being a baby because your infant brain was just too "immature" to record anything. researchers assumed your hard drive was basically turned off for the first two years of life. But this wild paper from Yale completely rewrites how we understand human memory.. Researchers literally put awake babies (between 4 and 25 months old) into an fMRI scanner to watch their brains process new visual experiences in real-time. and what they found is mindblowing.. the infant hippocampus isn't turned off at all. it is actively firing, capturing, and encoding episodic memories. they proved that babies with higher hippocampal activity during a new experience formed a highly stable memory trace. the babies are recording the data. the memory of your first birthday, your first steps, the exact layout of the room you slept in.. it was all successfully saved to your brain. so why can't you remember it? the paper concludes that infantile amnesia isn't an "encoding" problem.. it is a "retrieval" problem. your brain recorded everything perfectly. but as you grew, your brain underwent massive developmental shifts, like explosive neurogenesis (the rapid birth of new neurons), which completely restructured your neural networks. the pathways to access those early files got buried or locked away. you didn't fail to make the memories.. you just lost the encryption key to open them. somewhere deep in your hippocampus, the exact first-person memory of being a 1-year-old might still be sitting there. you just can't access the file anymore.. the human brain is terrifyingly beautiful.
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Próximamente Maria Corina y Delcy en el techo de la embajada Americana
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#LOÚLTIMO Lima: Una bal4’cera se registró en la Av. Oscar Benavides con Naciones Unidas.
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Sky will stop broadcasting The Simpsons from November. A true end of an era. Since September 1990 its been on the schedule, and was a major selling point for the subscription service. WWF, Premier League football and The Simpsons were basically what you were paying for.
Look at the beauty of that Sky promo from 1995. Royal Rumble 95, Manchester United vs Newcastle and a new Simpsons episode. £16.99 a month for the full package. Only place to see Jeff Jarrett, Eric Cantona and Krusty the Clown.
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