My name is Peter Coonan (formerly Sutcliffe). I like barbecues, hammers, cuddly toys, meeting celebs like Frank Bruno and listening to the voices in my head.

Broadmoor Hospital
Joined August 2011
PlayStation Network is fucking bollocks!
I once met #Courtney Love Cobain backstage after a Hole gig. She tried to lure me into bed. Thankfully, i have a brain and standards.
Hi Frank, can you please give me a brief explanation as to why you use piped in backing vocals when playing live?(semi live)?@NikkiSixx
Hi Carol, Have you ever thought about launching your own clothing range? I suggest you call it Self absorbed, fame hungry hag@carolvorders
Christ, I don't log onto this for ages and Michael Winner is still proving that he's a fat, talentless cunt that can't spell for shit!
If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning I'd hammer in the evening, All over this land.
@Theroux_Docs When are you going to do a follow up about Lake Palmer? I think he deserves it and so do his legion of fans.
I thought the best way out of the mess was to make sure she could not tell anybody.
I thought 'God, what have I done?'... I realized I would be in serious trouble.
Paul Daniels owes my mate money. He's waited for over a year. In other news. I'm going to have lunch with my good pal Ian Brady in an hour.
I have just farted on my psychiatrists face. She said it stunk like Yorkshire pudding.
@Theroux_Docs But is it too early to refund Lake Palmer his expenses? Shame on you Louis!
Hello Denise, just curious, have you ever started a conversation that doesn't begin with 'I'? *ahem* head up ones own arse*.
Looking forward to tonight's meal. It's going to be steak I hope they've cook it how I like it. I like my steak bloody.