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Writer of short to medium stories, some with an unexpected twist. Enjoy!

Joined September 2017
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I bet Russell Brand wishes he was in the Epstein files now as this seems to grant you immunity from prosecution
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You learn something every day
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Trump's Arch is an abomination and must never be built. The idea of that hideous edifice darkening the hallowed grounds of Arlington should offend every American whether they served or not. I will be part of the coalition to end this ridiculous personal idolatry once and for all.
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I’m perfectly fine with my child-free taxes contributing to your children’s education, meals, and healthcare. I’m also happy to help fund your mother’s cancer treatment and your cousin’s insulin. That’s what a functioning society should look like. You’re welcome.
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Perhaps πŸ€”πŸŽ―πŸ”₯
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It’s kinda crazy that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline. But we’re allowing them to run our entire country.
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Wife (yells from the other end of the house): "Do you ever get a sharp pain in your side, as if someone has a Voodoo doll of you & they're sticking a needle in it?" Me: "No". Wife: "How about now?"
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Elon Musk spent $90.5 million on the American midterms elections & lost. How many people could he have lifted out of poverty, fed, clothed & housed with that amount of money & still have enough left over to live on comfortably?
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🀣🀣🀣 Someone sent this to me and I couldn’t resist.
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When will @Nigel_Farage @danny__kruger @SarahForRuncorn @LeeAndersonMP_ @RobertJenrick @TiceRichard @ZiaYusufUK comment on the RAPE EPEDEMIC within @reformparty_uk ??? Parasitic predators, every single one of them.
Reform UK councillor on Hampshire County Council - George Madgwick - has been charged with 35 offences, including 12 counts of rape.
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I've got solar panels installed on my roof, I've also got a smart meter. I've just had toast for lunch, It wasn't until I looked at the smart meter and I saw that it was still in the 'Green' that I realised that all the electric I was using was running off the panels.
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Finally the missus asked for the heating to go on for tomorrow morning. To her credit she did ask, "How are going to pay for it?" My reply was, "I don't know, I can't produce money out of thin air, but we'll have to find a way to 'cos I ain't freezing to death!"
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Combover Caligula spends his life humiliating people over their appearance, calling them ugly, fat and stupid. Meanwhile, he’s hiding a fucking landing strip of a bald spot under that dead ferret on his head. So whatever you do, DO NOT FUCKING RETWEET THIS.
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Elon Musk wants this taken of X!! Please keep sharing it!! Musk is on the Epstein Files!! πŸ‘‡
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"A man who hits a woman is not a man." That's only my humble opinion, but my opinion nonetheless.
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