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Sometimes I forget about elephants and then I feel bad cause I know they never forget about me
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I had no idea babysitting a four year old is mostly me saying “Hey, stop climbing on that or you’re gonna break your head.”
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The term "domestic housewife" implies that there are feral houswives and now i have a new goal
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Eileen@eileencurtright18 Sep 2024
AI is like if Clippy was a compulsive liar who wanted you dead
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Unlocked a new level of old today: Excited on a Friday to go to the craft store and chat with strangers about the new seasonal and holiday items.
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Ꮍᴀᴇʟ@elle911 Sep 2017
I thought the CVS guy was going to ask me to join the rewards program but he said "enjoy your night" so I said "not today, thanks" and left.
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Halie Jo@Halie_xO9 Mar 2019
Why do I live in Rochester? Because I always want garbage plates to be a take out option and I like Susan B. Anthony right where I can see her
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Blockbuster
@blockbuster25 May 2023
A friendly reminder that when you used to rent videos from us. We didn’t care who you shared it with… As long as you returned it on time. @netflix
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U&Dave@davechannel23 Nov 2015
England: “Let’s come up with some national animals, i’ll go first. Lion” Wales: “Dragon” England: “Wait” Scotland: “UNICORN”
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$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️
@slvppy20 Sep 2022
you ever stayed home from school and was like "i would’ve been in lunch right now”
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Remember in person meetings?
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I was gonna take a nap during this meeting but the lady's shirt next to me was too loud
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☆ Petote ☆@Petote6 Aug 2017
I was gonna workout but felt asking everyone in the gym if "it's time for a beer yet", for an hour, was a better use of my time
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☆ Petote ☆@Petote5 Oct 2014
Sorry I headbutted you, I was gonna punch you but, I was holding wine.
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My pants keep falling down but no one really cares because everyone has seen Stranger Things
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Mave@MavenofHonor10 Jul 2022
When👏I👏say👏I👏want👏to👏see👏Clifford👏I👏don’t👏mean👏some👏large👏ruddy👏canine👏I’m👏talking👏about👏the👏1994👏cinematic👏masterpiece👏starring👏Martin👏Short👏in👏the👏role👏of👏a👏lifetime👏
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Ok well
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I like that song twist and shout but full disclosure i don't do any of the twisting
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She's a 10 but her hands are chainsaws
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where’s a good place to scream into the void
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