Similar thing we’ve been dealing with in Ghana, go and vote for someone competent who can move the country forward, they go and cast the vote for who looked more handsome on the ballot paper. Can you imagine? 🤦🏾‍♂️

7, 9 and 10 are not valid! Now, let me talk about No. 7. 😂😭 Anytime I mistakenly shake hands with a lady, the compliments I receive afterwards are awkwardly sweet. “Eeeii, na bɛɛma na wo nsam yɛ mɛrɛ saa no?” 😂😭 Because of this, I’ve been doing everything possible to avoid shaking hands with women. 😭 Last Sunday, I mistakenly shook hands with this sister in Christ at church. I didn’t want to do all that Pentecost hug thing because, honestly, it’s stressful. 😂 We’ve been in the same church for years, but that was our first handshake. Now, this sister is quite fair, slim, with very smooth skin, beautiful eyes, cute lips, and a well-seated nose. 😭😂❤️ Honestly, based on her appearance, I expected her palm to be softer than mine. Her palm was soft, no doubt, but chale, MINE WAS WAY SOFTER! 😂😂 So I shook her hand, and this lady wouldn’t let go. She was still holding my hand, rubbing her palm against mine, when she suddenly exclaimed: “Heeer, Jay! As a man, why is your palm so soft like that? Don’t you work?” 😭 Ei! That last statement is what finished me! 💀😂 DON’T I WORK? 😭 As an electrical engineer who works on the field, do you know the kind of chiseling and stressful manual work I sometimes do? Come and see me holding hammer and chisel, Hwɛ! 😂😂 Just because my palms are soft, you think I don’t work? Chale, appearances can be deceiving ooo! 😭😂 And for your information, with these same soft palms, I give VERY GOOD MASSAGES. You’ll enjoy every second of it! 😂🤭❤️ So why would you avoid me? 😭😂😂😂