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Phil retweeted
Sickos, we need to talk about what defending D2 National Champions Harding University is doing. They are currently 5-0.
They have outscored opponents by a margin of 304 to 13.
They have out-rushed opponents by a margin of 2,348 to 265.
Phil retweeted
And suddenly Pat Sajak's retirement is not the biggest game show thing to happen today. Holy shit. $1 #PriceIsRight
Joe when Enyel De Los Santos entered the game. You’re welcome.
If the @BravesRadioNet ain’t yella they’ll share it. It will be viral and might get all those Xfinity customers to hush up and listen to the best booth in baseball
Phil retweeted
Every Sunday I go to Costco and look for people pulling up in $125,000 cars who stand in line for 22 minutes to return a $8.99 item.
I’ll ask them where they work and then go long the stock.
I’m up 271% this year.
Phil retweeted
EA SPORTS College Football 25.
Coming July 19. Full Reveal Tomorrow.
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Phil retweeted
This Oklahoma chiropractor has his biggest job yet... helping Gerry the giraffe. #animalkind
Phil retweeted
when a coffeehead says something so morningsodaphobic that you gotta em with that 7 am dr pepper stare





























