Vivek Ramaswamy is booed off stage after telling Ohio crowd, 'The truth of the matter is, people in my generation have already made it. We're gonna be fine.'

Pat · Nov 3, 2026 · 4:07 PM UTC

Pat@PhunkmasterpatNov 3

We’re really going to crash a plane or helicopter and kill a quarter of a stadium before we stop the flyovers, aren’t we?

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@EODWX5Nov 3

WATCH: Multiple angles of the helicopter incident at the Seahawks/Bears game on Monday night.

Pat · Nov 1, 2026 · 4:51 AM UTC

Pat@PhunkmasterpatNov 1

Tonight I held a ticket stub from 1985 signed by REM and all of The Minutemen

The Biggest Neek · Oct 28, 2026 · 8:06 PM UTC

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The Biggest Neek@TheBiggestNeekOct 28

I just wanted to say I hated Pat McAfee and Kirk Herbstreit before it was cool.

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Pat · Oct 29, 2026 · 5:28 PM UTC

Pat@PhunkmasterpatOct 29

That’s my favorite rock star

Miami New Times@miaminewtimesOct 29

“I don’t really know what's going on — I’ve been making techno in my bedroom this whole time” frontman Stu Mackenzie tells New Times. 🔗 miaminewtimes.com/music/gta-…

Image from Miami New Times (@miaminewtimes)

Pat · Oct 27, 2026 · 8:09 PM UTC

Pat@PhunkmasterpatOct 27

Lmaooooo

Molly Ploofkins

@MollyploofkinsOct 27

Protester POV: "Shove that ballroom up your fat a**!"

Pat · Oct 27, 2026 · 5:27 PM UTC

Pat@PhunkmasterpatOct 27

Ima have a statue at my local pizza by the slice spot when I die

Pat · Oct 26, 2026 · 2:03 PM UTC

Pat@PhunkmasterpatOct 26

Visit back home stats: Exes seen: 0 (unless you count middle school then 1) Beers drank: a million KGLW songs played: 10 RuneScape accounts compared: 3 Married brother: 1 New sister: 1 Family: infinity

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Pat · Oct 25, 2026 · 8:57 PM UTC

Pat@PhunkmasterpatOct 25

Aight last day at the parents gotta figure out which shit to steal

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Pat · Oct 24, 2026 · 5:32 AM UTC

Pat@PhunkmasterpatOct 24

Ay I am cooked sauced in my boyhood room rn (lol)

Pat · Oct 23, 2026 · 1:45 PM UTC

Pat@PhunkmasterpatOct 23

I love being the retarded cousin from Colorado at family events

Pat · Oct 23, 2026 · 1:48 PM UTC

Pat@PhunkmasterpatOct 23

Cousin: ya I just bought a house in Nerdville and we’re pregnant! Me: great bro I went to 500 shows over the summer and I’m about to snowboard 100 times this winter.

Pat · Oct 23, 2026 · 3:30 AM UTC

Pat@PhunkmasterpatOct 23

Somebody get Braun the fuck off the floor

Pat · Oct 22, 2026 · 4:39 PM UTC

Pat@PhunkmasterpatOct 22

I grew my cat a bunch of catnip over the summer and the mf just eats the grass around it and pukes