No longer permitted to post here. Never requested a checkmark. (Created by @JoeSondow) Mastodon: @PicardTips@botsin.space Bluesky: @PicardTips.bsky.social

Alpha Quadrant
Joined February 2013
Thank you for ten years of listening and smiling with me. Most of my accounts are now suspended. This account is ending intentionally so you can still scroll back and see the old tweets. Picard continues offering advice at botsin.space/@PicardTips Goodbye Twitter. It was fun.
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Ew, I just noticed Twitter slapped a "verified" checkmark on my @PicardTips account, probably because it has a lot of followers. No, I did not pay for the checkmark. I did not request it. I was not notified about it.
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Picard Tips is now posting on 馃數 sky as well.
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Worf no longer posts emails here but he is now regularly posting emails on M馃悩stod馃悩n and 馃數sky @[email protected] @WorfEmail.bsky.social
Thank you for nine years of googling and laughing with me. Most of my accounts are now suspended. This account is ending intentionally so you can still scroll back and see the old tweets. Riker continues googling at botsin.space/@RikerGoogling Goodbye Twitter. It was fun.
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Picard Tips is now posting on 馃數 sky as well.
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Picard management tip: Certain crew members are like walking encyclopedias. Remember to ask for their input.
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[Author's note: my personal account @JoeSondow has just been suspended without explanation.]
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Picard diplomacy tip: The greatest threat to lasting mutual respect is egocentrism. It may never leave you, but resist it at every turn.
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Twitter quietly suspended more of my bots. 10 down, 3 to go. Not suspended yet: @PicardTips @RikerGoogling @EmojiAquarium Suspended: @TrumpsVitals @EmojiTetra @EmojiTetraFast @EmojiSnakeGame @TinyPettingZoo @EmojiMeadow @EmojiPrincesses @PicardEbooks @RikerEbooks @JoeEbooks
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Picard management tip: Don't let a crew member's age blind you to their skill level, in either direction.
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Picard management tip: Fight for what you know is right. Only arrogant bullies think resistance is futile.
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Picard management tip: Don't let upper management dismantle your team, nor your team members.
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Picard investigation tip: Magnify.
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Picard management tip: Hone your inner bullshit detector.
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Picard mental health tip: When you lie down to sleep, instead of thinking about your failures, think about your successes.
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Picard management tip: Study history. The answers are there.
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Picard management tip: Say yes whenever possible, except when your tactical officer recommends attacking.
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Picard management tip: Know your audience. Display strength to Klingons, logic to Vulcans, and opportunity to Ferengi.
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Picard management tip: Get your own damn work done. Others will follow suit.
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Picard crisis tip: Even when the situation seems daunting, don't give up your determination to win the day. It's not over till it's over.
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