Bants & Humour¦ Obidient¦ Chauffeur¦ #Igbo¦ #YNWA ¦ Friend¦ Private Driving Instructor¦ #PeterObi4President 2027 ¦

Abuja, Nigeria
Joined October 2018
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brother, you’re myopic and it’s very painful to see. life goes on beyond the 4-5 years you’re going to spend in that school. imagine being grateful to your oppressors for morsels. when i gained admission to unilag, i was paying 16k as fees. before i left, my fees skyrocketed to 200k. thanks to who??? because of the increment, they introduced this loan. they increased your fees and brought you loan option and you have the mind to tweet this.
I don’t know if I’m supposed to say this oh😭 Deep down every uni student wants to actually vote for TINUBU in 2027 I’m a beneficiary of Nelfund Student Loan & I must say, he actually cooked with that initiative
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Cho Cho Cho No Prado 😂😂😂😂
Peter Obi as a shameless failure is asking Nigerians to give him 4 years to do what he couldn’t do in small Anambra state for 8 years.
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Moment NDC Presidential Candidate Mr Peter Obi Receives a Royal Welcome In Bauchi State, Alongside Several Dignitaries, Including Former President Olusegun Obasanjo And Other Prominent Personalities.
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The trending song in Anambra State! ✌🔥🎵
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This war fit turn to RCCG versus Yorugba Muslims las las 😂😂 Watch out for it
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I'll give you people some of this story. In June, I offloaded 4 containers on the same day. This led to a space problem. I reached out to my business partner who suggested we give some cars taking up space to a dealer in Lekki to market. It'll solve some of he space problem and walk in customers might see and buy the cars. I gave a dealer 4 cars. 2 out of those cars have grown legs and ran away since then. No car, no money. I will write a full report on the lessons I have learnt from this chapter in my life as an entrepreneur on another date. So many twists and turns. But I want this case to be over and settled first. Because how it's settled will inform how the story is retold. For now, please RT the quoted tweet. Help me get it to 100k impressions so that whenever this person is out, someone might recognize him and reach out. My number is 09050519851. WA.
Pictured below is Oluwaseun Fayemi aka Oba Bounce. Known location, Orchid road Lekki. Wanted for questioning by the police over allegations of car theft, criminal conspiracy, conversion. Any info that leads to his arrest will be great appreciated. RT for reach. 🙏🏼
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What do you hear in the background? Comment below respectfully! 📺 godwin_je
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Benue state govt remains the best, who is Alex Otti?
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This PBAT door to door Don’t discourage them , let them come. Them go see home advantage.
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TINUBU MUST EXPLAIN LUXURY SUV GIFTS TO APC YOUTHS WHILE NIGERIANS GO HUNGRY — ATIKU. Former Vice President and African Democratic Congress presidential candidate Atiku Abubakar has accused President Bola Tinubu of presiding over a grotesque spectacle of executive excess: the reported distribution of 2026 model luxury SUVs, each worth more than ₦150 million, to APC youth leaders while millions of Nigerians are crushed by hunger and soaring costs. Atiku said it was a brazen insult to ask Nigerians to endure hardship while party loyalists receive vehicles worth a fortune. He demanded an immediate public explanation from President Tinubu and the Presidency: who is paying for these SUVs, and why is such lavish political spending taking place while ordinary families struggle to afford food and transport? In a statement issued by Phrank Shaibu, Director of Strategic Communication of the ADC Presidential Campaign Council, Atiku said: "The APC National Youth Leader says these vehicles were donated by First Lady Oluremi Tinubu. Nigerians deserve to know where the money came from to buy and distribute so many 2026 model SUVs, each worth more than ₦150 million, for political mobilisation. "The First Lady holds no elected or executive office.She is only a domestic appendage of the office of President. Were these vehicles bought with her personal funds, donations or public resources? Who paid for them? What was the total cost? The Presidency must provide a clear account. Nigerians cannot be expected to accept a fleet of extraordinarily expensive vehicles for party loyalists without knowing who financed them. "At a time families cannot afford food, transport and other basic necessities, these gifts are a brazen insult to the people. The government has found a way to provide luxury SUVs for APC youth leaders, yet millions of Nigerians are still waiting for meaningful relief from the cost of living crisis. This is not merely a question of misplaced priorities. It is one of the most outlandish displays of executive recklessness in our history. "First, APC women leaders reportedly received luxury vehicles. Now, according to the National Youth Leader, APC youth leaders are receiving SUVs from the First Lady. The earlier gifts came on the eve of the abduction of schoolchildren in Oyo State. Now another lavish round of political giving is taking place while Nigerians face hunger, insecurity and hardship. "While Nigerians continue to ask where the savings from subsidy removal have gone, the Presidency must explain how such costly gifts are being funded. If the vehicles were paid for privately, the source of the funds should be disclosed. If public resources were used, the government must identify who authorised the spending and under what legal authority. "The scale of these gifts raises grave questions about whether our collective patrimony is being diverted to buy political loyalty. Nigeria cannot be run as a captured state, where wealth and influence serve the powerful while ordinary citizens are left to struggle. "The same youth leader who made the gifts public is reportedly travelling by private jet. That image of extraordinary privilege stands in jarring contrast to the hardship facing ordinary Nigerians. The Presidency must stop treating questions about wealth and spending as an inconvenience. Nigerians have a right to ask where the money came from. "Nor is this culture of privilege confined to party officials; it reaches the very household of the President. His own son, Mr Seyi Tinubu, has been pictured, in widely circulated images, wearing a Richard Mille RM 67-02 Sébastien Ogier, a timepiece that sells for close to half a million dollars ($500k), while the same government asks ordinary Nigerians to endure hardship, tighten their belts and wait patiently for relief that never seems to arrive.
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How they vote in Brazil Watch and learn
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congratulations @Onsogbu you did well Dayo @dayoisrael
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Look at the names of young people holding top positions in NDC list, but guess what? It will still be young people that will be making jest of them. lol. The envy covered with criticism! 😂
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I like whatever that is wrong with them.
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Gunmen attacked Binnari community in Taraba, 50 bodies, including 13 children were recovered.
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Funny enough, those that collected 100m+ Prados offline are not useless-ing themselves online like this animal evangelist cum gambler.
If e sure for any Obidient and they born una well, come outside and put money. I'm not accepting anything less than ₦5 million o. I'm not responsible for your candidate's insignificance. If you're sure he'll win, come out. Put your money where you mouth is. Grow some spine!🫵🏾
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Zekeri Idris is the DG New Media of our Campaign Council. Congratulations! I know you will deliver.
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Kick out APC with your votes so Dayo won’t buy planes with your money. — Peter Obi to Nigerians Your money. Your future. Your choice. #2027 #VoteAPCOut #PeterObi #NDC
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If you voted Tinubu and you’re in the Hallelujahchallenge praying for visa to leave the country they will deny you ooo 😂😂
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Even if Una no give Okezie Prado, make Una just buy am food na abeg 😭🙏
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