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1yr later …….
She’s about to change the trajectory of my entire career 🤣
Obi retweeted
Microsoft offer voluntary retirement to 27%
1) MS wants ~60,000 employees (27% global workforce) to consider voluntary exit offers (VEO)
2) Employees can choose to leave with financial compensation (or may not choose to)
3) Four countries: US, UK, Canada and India. Only selected teams qualify (level 70 and below)
4) Depts. affected: Copilot, AI, Windows, Xbox, Finance and HR, among others
5) Compensation: Severance based on seniority and tenure; no universal payout announced.
Reason?
Microsoft is controlling costs while pouring billions into AI infrastructure.
Why termed "buyout"?
A buyout is an offer by an employer to pay employees money and benefits to voluntarily leave their jobs, helping the company reduce workforce costs without imposing compulsory layoffs on employees.
A warning
As expected, tech companies will see the impact of AI restructuring first. The jobs landscape may change beyond tech, soon.
#Microsoft #AI #Jobs #India #FutureOfWork
In summary, they want to introduce a new Fancy title called
"platform architects"
The junior eng. roles will be regarded as senior roles.
AI took some jobs and brought in new ones🤣
🚨BREAKING: @moniepoint to cut Engineering, Product roles in major restructuring.
The changes come as the fintech expands beyond its established Nigerian operations and grows its presence in Kenya.
Read More: thecondia.com/moniepoint-to-…
When you are doing teeth whitening, they will remove the protective layer that helps your teeth.
Just the normal routine I dey a few months back; my teeth were sensitive for almost 2 months, then imagine if I had done the teeth whitening.
Obi retweeted
We are all gonna be jobless at the end 😭
real.
An average MRI machine cost $250,000 (375,000,000).
Dayo Israel shared 7 brand new 2026 Prado SUVs at the cost of 165 million per unit which cost 1.1 billion ($825,000).
Dayo Israel is the Chairman, federal medical center in Abeokuta, which is a specialist hospital with ZERO MRI machine. None at all.
The 7 SUVs can purchase 3 MRI machines. Please vote out these wasteful losers in 2027!!
Obi retweeted
One trick that this bastard called @BillGates uses is to operate through local proxies that have names specifically intended to mislead people.
So you will see "Nutrition Society of Nigeria" and think that this entity has some kind of governmental recognition - meanwhile it has no such thing.
It's literally just a random NGO funded by Bill Gates which is attempting to write itself into law and execute one of the biggest power grabs ever attempted in African public policy history!
New AI product development.
It kicks off on Monday after a lengthy legal process.
What's so unique about this product. It's the integration of AI and hardware.
Lebanese shawarma is just a@s... couldn't finish it😭
In the AI race, Zuckerberg is in the hot seat after Wednesday night's Q3 call. Meta's revenue jumped 26%, yet its stock fell.
People like @alexandr_wang will be working to cut compute costs. Muse needs that efficiency to become profitable.🫨
Obi retweeted
To all of you: when you met me I was a kid. I had nothing, I was a nobody. I was a girl making jokes in her bedroom. As time has evolved, so have I. To the millions round the world who have showed up for me…thank you. The name Elsa Majimbo shines because of you⭐️
~love Elsa
