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Houston, TX
Joined May 2013
Got to fight for my rights as a woman,lesbian & Afro American. On top of ALL that I have to TRY & protect myself against terrorism Im tired
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chiefs special teams room
The #Chiefs' current special teams unit: • Kicker: Harrison Butker • Practice Squad Kicker: Justin Tucker • Punter: Matt Araiza • Long Snapper: James Winchester
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396 deceased NFL players examined from 2008-2023. 93.5 percent had CTE.
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A burgling squirrel was caught red-handed trying to extract an acorn wedged behind a store's intercom in Queens, New York.
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I was getting to know a guy that was a flight attendant…. (Red flag) & one thing that stuck with me was when he told me “When I’m flying international you prolly won’t hear from me until I get back to the states cuz wifi be spotty” Yeah let me head on tf out cuz you must think I’m boo boo the damn fool
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A vote for Trump is a vote for Putin. And Putin is America's enemy number one. #VoteBlue2026
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Gas stations fry the best chicken! Idgaf what nobody says! 😂
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“so i put the ball in that hoop right?”
Figuring it out.
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In what world does an NBA game need to start at 11pm eastern time???
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I actually like Cheesecake Factory and have enjoyed every meal I had there, but aside from their comically enormous menu and pretty good cheesecake, a big part of the enjoyment comes from the fact that it looks like you're dining in the tomb of the gayest pharaoh.
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Something I've been avoiding for two weeks, I just did it in 5 mins. I gotta quit doing that. But got it done tho.
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What yall having for dinner tonight?
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Replying to @notcapnamerica
Not voting AND voting incorrectly at that
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This is funny to me. They didn’t want this when they had the option right? But now things affect you personally that’s when you change your mind disgusting.
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HOLD ONNNNN they frying our shit now 😭😭😭 💀💀💀
Les américains quand ils ont un accident et que quelqu'un menace d'appeler une ambulance
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"But you were green on Teams" I don't care if I was LIVE on CNN at 10 AM. I'll respond to your email when I GET TO IT.
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BREAKING: Louisiana man used credit cards to run up $88,716 in FanDuel bets
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Talmbout 15 ain enough for lunch. 5 pc, 12 Hawaiian rolls and a vitamin water
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Mais le réalisateur ne s’est pas dit qu’il y avait un problème ??? 😹😹😹😹😹
Is there a death in a film that makes you laugh??
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Why are black people so similar, even when they live in distant lands? 🤣😂😅 Vicks 101:
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Jonathan Taylor looking at Daniel Jones knowing he’s the reason the Colts blew up their entire team
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