Central Jersey Capo

I’m no lawyer, but the first sentence of the 14th Amendment seems pretty cut and dry on this.

We get it, it’s New Years. You don’t need to set off 10 kiloton fireworks to announce it.

San Diego fans already figured out the Triad of #RBNY insults. 1) We’re owned by a sugar water company 2) We play in NJ 3) We haven’t won MLS Cup Next they’ll claim a decades long rivalry with us, and the expansion team onboarding process will be complete.

Y’all really killed this for that. #MLS

What if the real drones are just the friends we made along the way?

Just a bunch of fucking Jersey kids #RBNY

Posting it, I think the vibes are good. The boys made a run no one thought possible, and kept the fight going despite going down 2 early. I don’t think after watching this run that anyone can say they’re not excited for next season and hoping we build on this year. #RBNY

You forgot Cincy. #RBNY

Blue team fans are apparently upset we’re not more upset. I don’t know what level of rent-free living this is, but it’s up there. #RBNY

I want all of you to promise me that if I ever do something this cringe after we finally win a cup, you will immediately ban me from the South Ward and erase me from your memories. Promise me. #RBNY

150+ at Scots in Kearny! Bring it home @NewYorkRedBulls!