@Pizzaslime

idiot savants that provide you with the tools to disappoint your parents

Joined February 2013
🤔 WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK PIZZASLIME IS? 🤔 Forbes: forbes.com/sites/abrambrown/… Business Insider: businessinsider.com/pizzasli… LA Times: latimes.com/lifestyle/story/… TAP IN!!!!
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Punch moving different with the fame
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I think about this a lot
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damn this was sick… forgot we did this lol
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🥺 I will never financially recover from this
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*creates a reverse OnlyFans where i send people pics of my nuts till they pay me $14.99 a month to stop*
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🅿️izzaslime retweeted
"I'm not a skilled musician — I'm just having fun." Chloe Cherry joins Blaketheman1000 (@OrtizGoldberg) on her debut musical release, "I Want More Money." They spoke to PAPER about the "awesomeness:" papermag.com/chloe-cherry-bl…
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What the media won’t show you…
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🅿️izzaslime retweeted
I am thinking about The Rizzler today... He blew up this summer and spent the last few months making content with celebrities. Now he has to go back to elementary school, learn a bunch of stupid shit he’ll never use, and hang around normal kids every day. It probably sucks so bad
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🅿️izzaslime retweeted
Wake up babe, Boiler Room x PIZZASLIME collab just dropped. We kick off our September LA takeover with meme machine/pop culture’s favourite trolls on home turf 🍕 Tickets are limited, sign up for pre-sale access: blrrm.tv/pizzaslime-la On sale Friday 09 August at 12pm PDT.
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I haven’t felt alive since the American Idol popcorn seasoning was discontinued 🥺
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filing for bankruptcy is so brat
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