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The Zoomers have crucified the last of my plumber brothers and saved me for last. I had to watch every plumber be nailed to the cross, hung by the nails in their hands, while they bled to death to mumble rap. Father forgive them for they know not what they do. Plumbis Fidelis.
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The Zoomers broke down the door to my chambers, rushed my hiding spot, and took me prisoner. They forced me to listen to mumble rap and inhale their cotton candy grape explosion geek bars. This was the fate i mercifully spared my children from.
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The Plumbers army has fallen and retreated to their bed chambers to take refuge with their families in their final moments. The Zoomers had overpowered the Plumber army despite their number. The walls shake as the Zoomers sack the city and bring the castle down to rubble. The Plumber's children are crying as the Plumber King pulls out his plunger and swiftly plunges all four to death as he cries out in agony. It shall be more merciful to give them a swift death rather than allow them to be torn limb from limb by the Zoomer hordes. He doesn't want them to watch how he meets his end. Plumbis Fidelis
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***plumbering intensifies***
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remember kids, plumbers are totally based
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Plumber retweeted
Trader Mayne responds to claims that crypto traders used to be trading against plumbers “The game is different. You guys have problems we didn't have to deal with. We had problems you didn't have to deal with” “There was a smaller pool of assets and a smaller pool of people back then. Crypto was novel back in 2014. 2017, it was novel” “I don't think one is harder than the other because the same people who lost money today, I think would lose money back then” “I think people who are really good today would have adapted to the game back in the day” “The people who are still around now from the prior days are already rich, so clearly they're pretty good at what they're doing or they're still able to make money now” “I personally think it's easier to trade Bitcoin, ETH, Solana, HYPE now with leverage than it ever was”
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Plumbing on my mind, my mind on plumbing...and Chainlink
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This is when I do all of my trades
just open your phone and check phantom on company time your boss won’t even know
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Who's tryna get their pipes cleaned?
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🪠 🔧 🔨 🛠️ ⚒️🪚 🔩 ⚙️ 🧰 🚿 🚰 🛁 🧼 🧽 💧 💦 🌊 💧 🫧 🪣 🧯 🏠 🏗️ 👷 👷‍♂️ 👷‍♀️ 🧑‍🔧 🚧 🏚️ 🚽 🚾 ♨️ 🔥 🕳️ 🧱 🪜 📏 🔍 🧤 🥽 🦺 💩 🐀 🪳 🐍 💨 🔌 💡 🚿
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Enter the Plumberverse
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Someone said this plunger looks dumb on my head, but I wear it because it keeps the broccoli from growing, plus I think it looks cool so whatever
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Pipes upon pipes upon piping pipes: pipecraft, pipecore, pipeology, pipeworks, pipewalking, pipeposting, pipepower, pipeform, pipekind, pipefinity, and the endless pipestream of the eternal Pipeverse
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Some of yall talking down on us plumbers and our trading skills clearly have never tried to buy bitcoin during the Silk Road era and it shows
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THE POWER OF PORCELAIN COMPELS YOU. THE POWER OF PORCELAIN COMPELS YOU. THE POWER OF PORCELAIN COMPELS YOU.
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The Plumbers Association heeded their brothers’ call for reinforcement! Just as the Zoomers breached the gates and began their siege of the Shitadel, the Plumbers Association arrived legions strong to flush the enemy forces out.
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The Plumber Cometh
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sometimes all you need is a good flush
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I'm the plumber and I'm here to fuck
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