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Joined August 2021
Football is back
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College basketball season hasn’t even started yet but here’s a little something: There’s a team that has beaten preseason #1 and #3 on the road in exhibition games…and they aren’t even receiving votes in the first AP poll. +10000 to win the NCAA tournament for a school that has won it in the past 10 years
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The first time there was a PMT vs. PMT NFL game was 2016 week 16 when the Redskins beat the Bears. If there was a @PardonMyTake Belt where the winner of that game held on to it until another PMT member beat them, @BarstoolBigCat and the Bears would now be the belt holders after beating Hank and the Patriots
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NBA Title Picks Big Cat: Thunder over Raptors PFT: Spurs over Wizards Hank: Celtics over Thunder Max: 76ers over TWolves Memes: Knicks over Thunder Zac: Knicks over Spurs
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The NBA is not a serious league
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Never had faster regret than opening up one if those mystery jersey boxes
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Only game that could be flexed (Eagles @ Commanders) will not be flexed out now as the deadline has passed.
4 of the next 5 Washington Commanders games are on prime time
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I’ve seen some bad season long hashtags for teams but is this the worst one ever?
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I don’t know if you can top this when it comes to championship rings. These are amazing
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Through 6 weeks of NFL Pick 'EM When will @hen_ease hit his first spread pick?
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NFL Territory Map - Week 6 The rules are simple: When one team beats another, the winner takes over all the loser's territory. Kansas City holds the most sq mileage and counties San Francisco holds the most population
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I wish I lived in an area that didn’t care about their team. Can you imagine going to a game 6 or 7 of a semifinal round for less than $100?
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College Football Territory Map - Week 7 The rules are simple: When one team beats another, the winner takes over all the loser's territory. Auburn holds the most sq mileage and counties UCLA holds the most population
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How can you not be cleared to sleep but can be cleared to play in an NFL game??
How committed is Jalen Hurts to football? After initially being diagnosed with a superficial blood clot in London, doctors told him not to sleep as a precaution, so he had been awake for roughly 36 hours when he started against the Jaguars, throwing for 220 yards and a TD.
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This is so sad
Jalen Hurts will be out for the season after doctors discovered multiple blood clots in his lungs.
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It’s time for a massive overhaul of ESPN’s FPI methodology. Between their week 7 and week 8 rankings: BYU beat the previous #1 but stayed at 14. Tennessee beat previous #5 and only moved up 1 while Alabama only dropped 1 Georgia lost to unranked Auburn and dropped 1 Texas only drops 1 LSU is at 8 for some reason Oregon is 10 for some reason
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SEC schools: brag about how other schools can’t survive the week to week toughness of an SEC schedule Also SEC schools: can’t survive the week to week toughness of an SEC schedule
Deny it all you want, but SEC upsets happen because the league is physically exhausting each week. It's the toughest conference in the country.
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My College Football Top 11: 1. BYU 2. Miami 3. UCLA 4. Ohio State 5. Texas Tech 6. Georgia 7. Notre Dame 8. Indiana 9. Ole Miss 10. Kentucky 11. Utah
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Lots of talk about the College Football Playoff. But for this year, after beating Notre Dame, BYU still has a less likely chance of making the playoff than ND
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Absolutely hilarious. College football is one of a kind
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