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Poison-

@Poison_Dash

🇨🇦 Carson | Content Creator | Bartender | Professional Stud

 Alberta Canada
Joined December 2014
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Went for a physical for the first time in years Highlights: - Nurse needed to get a bigger band to measure my blood pressure (I'm a musclebound freak of nature) - Loss of weight substantially improved both my blood pressure and heart health - balls got touched (fuck yea)
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@ConnorEatsPants21h
rough night for the Republicans. If I were currently The Vice President of The United States I’d probably just kill myself @JDVance
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"An official announcement will happen soon." My brother in Christ an official announcement already happened 8 years ago 😭 The only way they could make this wait worth it is if Todd Howard himself is an NPC that'll suckle my balls for a few septums
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@DiscussingFilmOct 29
The next Elder Scrolls game is reportedly titled ‘THE ELDER SCROLLS VI: SENTINEL’. An official announcement will happen soon. (Source: theverge.com/tech/1022023/mi…)
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I made a cookie
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I'm happy to say I'm alive n well! I even got to hit the heavy bag for the first time in YEARS afterwards
Poison- (@Poison_Dash) profile picturePoison-@Poison_DashOct 1
It's first thing in the morning, [noon] I've taken a double dose of Vyvanse, slammed a Monster and am on my way to run sprints on the treadmill. If this is the day my heart explodes, then it's been a pleasure. P.S I trust one of you to delete my browsing history for me
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Long Sonic frightens me
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@DexertoOct 1
The "this will be Fortnite in 2022" meme has actually become reality You can now play as Goku, Freddy Fazbear, Darth Vader and Sonic
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It's first thing in the morning, [noon] I've taken a double dose of Vyvanse, slammed a Monster and am on my way to run sprints on the treadmill. If this is the day my heart explodes, then it's been a pleasure. P.S I trust one of you to delete my browsing history for me
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@gigachadSep 29
“white guys don't even take welfare we just kill ourselves lmao”
Alexander Augustine (@WurzelRoot) profile pictureAlexander Augustine
@WurzelRootSep 28
white guys don't even take welfare we just kill ourselves lmao
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The Flames aren't fuckin around this season
jordan beetle (@krakenisles) profile picturejordan beetle@krakenislesSep 25
Jesus christ guys 😭
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@anthraxp1mpSep 24
I just found out Canadians call their coins loonies and toonies You guys need to grow the fuck up
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I reinstalled my fitness pal just to track my protein intake and these MFS are telling me to eat nearly FOUR THOUSAND CALORIES TO MAINTAIN MY CURRENT WEIGHT?? They think I'm fat Albert out here 😭
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I forgot how much of a romantic I am
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Lying about my birthday at chilis, getting caught, then escalating into a suicide by cop situation
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Update, we've got our first date tonight!
Poison- (@Poison_Dash) profile picturePoison-@Poison_DashAug 9
WORK CRUSH TOLD ME I LOOK LIKE CHRIS PRATT
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How did we only just get Rick Roll canonized?? This shits been around since Alpha and it's only now being recognized at the same time as looksmaxxing?? Justice for Rick Roll man
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Merriam-Webster officially adds "looksmaxxing," "meme coin," "copium" and "Rickroll" to its online dictionary
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Homie had a gal promise to make him banana bread, only for him to get ghosted the next day RIP Big Dawg
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IT FUCKING WORKED
Poison- (@Poison_Dash) profile picturePoison-@Poison_DashSep 8
I was hitting on an autistic baddie and ran out of things to say so I just did a bulbasaur impression out of the blue, Turns out it's her favourite Pokemon
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Your soulmate is canadian
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I was hitting on an autistic baddie and ran out of things to say so I just did a bulbasaur impression out of the blue, Turns out it's her favourite Pokemon
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After much deliberation I've realized the streets are not for me
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Don't talk to me or my son ever again
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