Two Bears that follow and try to find truth in Human politics. We watch, listen and comment on Humans and silly things they do. Pronouns: Sharp Claws and Teeth!
Here watching you silly Humans
Joined September 2014
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The PolitiBears say We Bears are convinced that the downfall of Humans will be caused by ignorance, silliness and laziness in that order. We are seeing so many opinions based on gormless ignorant nonsense. We are saddened by our observations.
The PolitiBears say NYT says Sen Chris Murphy has suffered a stroke. He is now awake and alert and as annoying as ever.
The PolitiBears say Why does @NewYorkStateAG look like a very tall old like 1930’s version of Elmer Fudd? Seeing her with @NYGov @NYGovPress looks like such a contrast.
The PolitiBears are seeking submissions for execution machines to be implemented in Tennessee! Ideas should be submitted to @TennesseeGov !
All submissions should be in the form of Visio drawings or raw sketches and include complete process descriptions from the beginning to the end of the execution process! This is to include but is not limited to use of any and all ACME products!
Submissions must be signed with a title to indicate expertise of engineering! The title of “Super Genius” is acceptable!
Please post here for review or @Politibears for grading. Contracts will be awarded after @GovTennessee is done settling 8th amendment claims.
The PolitiBears say @MeetThePress @araghchi is a complete and total worm. This foreign minister has nothing and simply does not understand peace means NO NUCLEAR WEAPON for IRAN! Full stop bitches!
The PolitiBears say Hearing Guns n Roses being performed by the US Air Force Academy band is a new one for we Bears!
The PolitiBears say @RepRoKhanna You are acting as a mouthpiece for Iran when you trade temporary price increases for a nuclear Iran is the choice of a gormless fool.
The PolitiBears say @MeetThePress Kirsten Welker is such a worm with her questions of the acting attorney general! She is an embarrassment to her profession.
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The PolitiBears say We Bears are amazed that not a single Human gets the joke in this photo!
Are you all that addled with rage that you fail to see it?
The PolitiBears say We Bears are amazed that not a single Human gets the joke in this photo!
Are you all that addled with rage that you fail to see it?
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🚨 WOW. Border Czar Tom Homan just gave the PERFECT response to Pope Leo
"I'm a lifelong Catholic. I wish they'd STAY OUT of immigration, they don't know what they're talking about."
"Because if they wore my shoes for 40 years, and talked to a 9-year-old girl that got r*ped multiple times, or stood in the back of a tractor trailer with 19 dead aliens at my feet, including a 5-year-old boy that baked to death, if they understood the atrocities that happened on the open border, I think their opinion would change!"
"And I welcome discussion with any of them, because they don't understand illegal immigration is not a victimless crime."
"Where President Trump had the most secure border in the lifetime of this nation, right now, lives are being saved. He's saving thousands of lives a year because he has a secure border!"
"Human traffickers are out of business, right? The cartels are going bankrupt because of that secure border. I wish they'd understand that."
"Because if they did, I think they'd have a different opinion."
Mic drop.
The PolitiBears say .@realDonaldTrump is curing .@TuckerCarlson massive case of TDS! There is hope yet!
The PolitiBears say Oh look! We are silly Bears! We missed .@megynkelly and .@mtgreenee and .@candiceowens!