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🚨 If the Republican candidate loses the next US election and the government subsidises dry up, we’re going to see the AI bubble burst in pretty spectacular fashion.
BREAKING: Anthropic reports an $80 billion net loss in the first half of 2026.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Robert Jenrick asks Reform members to stand up if they work.
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This you?
The country is going down the pan and our Prime Minister is faffing around tweaking parking tickets. What is the point in Burnham if he refuses to touch the big issues like the ballooning benefits bill?
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🚨 Some people will never be satisfied.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 French Muslims reportedly unsure whether to participate in recent rioting. “Join in and the far-right accuse us of starting the riot. Stay home and suddenly we’re failing to assimilate with French culture.”
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 French Muslims reportedly unsure whether to participate in recent rioting. “Join in and the far-right accuse us of starting the riot. Stay home and suddenly we’re failing to assimilate with French culture.”
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🚨 So much of British political discourse is right wingers screaming about the current state of shit they privatised.
British Airways is an embarrassing disgrace of an airline @British_Airways Routinely selling many more tickets than seats, putting lots of passengers on standby who bought tickets months ago, a woeful customer attitude of ‘shrug shrug, not my job’ 🤷‍♂️ Then not sending the luggage of standby passengers: one case may arrive on next flight an hour later, 1 case shrug shrug wait until tomorrow afternoon when it may or may not arrive 🤷‍♂️ Britain is Broken
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🚨 “No room for violence in our Republic.” Here is the opening verse of your national anthem. 🇫🇷
Aucune place pour la violence dans notre République. Ceux qui ont cassé, attaqué les préfectures comme les commerces, pillé jusqu’à nos mairies, seront poursuivis et punis. Aux forces de l’ordre, garantes du droit à manifester, je dis le soutien de la Nation. Nous ferons tous bloc face aux semeurs de chaos, qui ne cherchent qu’à abattre nos institutions et empêchent ceux qui expriment pacifiquement leurs revendications de le faire.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Ted Cruz accuses Islamists of bringing rioting to France. Cruz also accused Islamists of bringing pasta to Italy, flatpack furniture to Sweden and crap Eurovision entries to the UK.
We are witnessing Islamists right now burning Paris because Europe has committed cultural suicide. We should look to France as foreshadowing for what America faces if we don’t stop this here. We are fighting to save our nation.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 They’re calling it the first green shoots of British patriotism since the 2012 Olympics.
‘SNL’ (UK) takes a jab at Shane Gillis following his controversial ‘SNL’ (US) monologue.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Ted Cruz accuses Islamists of bringing rioting to France. Cruz also accused Islamists of bringing pasta to Italy, flatpack furniture to Sweden and crap Eurovision entries to the UK.
We are witnessing Islamists right now burning Paris because Europe has committed cultural suicide. We should look to France as foreshadowing for what America faces if we don’t stop this here. We are fighting to save our nation.
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🚨 NEW: Ed Miliband is reportedly blocking AI investment into Britain over concerns it harms net zero [@Telegraph]
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Israeli government condemn violent settler attacks against people who can come back and tell the story.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Green Party begins hammering the self-destruct button after teetering on the brink of becoming relevant.
🚨 NEW: Green Deputy leader Mothin Ali is being investigated by the police after a phone was smashed at a council meeting where he was pictured looking “upset”
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🚨 The Reform Party winning a 100 seat majority at the next election would still be incredibly unstable. Largely because Reform is packed with characters who wouldn’t last 5 minutes in Willie Wonka’s chocolate factory before meeting their untimely downfall.
🚨 NEW: Reform UK mayor Luke Campbell is under police investigation for allegedly showing four naked pictures of himself to a female member of staff
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🚨 What a fantastic idea. Introduce flying cars in a state with one of the highest old age populations in the country.
JUST IN: Florida Governor Ron DeSantis declares “We will make sure” Tesla's flying Roadster is street legal in Florida.
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🚨 She will now almost certainly spend the next 3 years hosting a podcast where she offers her insider insights on the Trump administration.
White House Press Secretary, Katie Zacharia, has been fired from her job after only 5 days.
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🚨 The British left trying to organise a credible alternative.
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🚨 The British left trying to organise a credible alternative.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Reform Party vows to tackle issues with candidate vetting after someone who isn’t a violent racist managed to sneak through.
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