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It was not suddenly bred,
It will not swiftly abate,
Through the chill years ahead,
When Time shall count from the date
That the Nerpa began to hate
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Revolt Against The Modern World
In Tasmania there is a seal called "Neil the Seal" who periodically comes on to land and starts destroying public infrastructure for no reason at all
He has caused upwards of $25,000 in damages by destroying various signs and fences
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The attached image is AI-generated and does not show real events, as authorities use padded poles and boards (not forklifts) to move Neil. Property damage from signs/fences has been minor (~$1,300 materials in one visit) amid higher management costs.
pulsetasmania.com.au/news/neil-the-β¦
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abc.net.au/news/2026-07-3β¦
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black, neurodivergent, chronic illness, tranny sealtwt after they see this
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What makes these freaks act this way? Do they really believe they have a cultural monopoly on seals? They're trying to No True Sealsfan me. They're genuinely trying it.
thinking about the time a group of 13 year old girls sexually harassed one of my teachers so much he got fired
yes
Replying to @PonsukeTheSilly @managarmrr_
my guy you crochet and like seals and yet you act like this?! wtf
Rem is really fun. We took Blue Guardian in 5 mins, Blue Walker in 10 mins, and then I just kept pushing Blue, harassing their base guardian until we took it down at 16 mins. We won with our Blue Guardian still standing β€οΈπ¦
created a flowchart for upgrade paths (and new items) I think would make sense for the upcoming item rework
You are the issue in your games.
If you are most commonly doing the worst on your team, your opinion on the state of the game does not matter.


































