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I love seals β™₯️🦭

Joined November 2024
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It was not suddenly bred, It will not swiftly abate, Through the chill years ahead, When Time shall count from the date That the Nerpa began to hate
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choosing to interpret that name in the most racist way possible ⚑⚑
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yeah this makes sense
did this test and was apparently not that into the men, so they decided to call me a lesbian.
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🎷🦭 Ponsuke 🎷🦭 retweeted
Revolt Against The Modern World
In Tasmania there is a seal called "Neil the Seal" who periodically comes on to land and starts destroying public infrastructure for no reason at all He has caused upwards of $25,000 in damages by destroying various signs and fences
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The attached image is AI-generated and does not show real events, as authorities use padded poles and boards (not forklifts) to move Neil. Property damage from signs/fences has been minor (~$1,300 materials in one visit) amid higher management costs. pulsetasmania.com.au/news/neil-the-… pulsetasmania.com.au/news/neil-the-… abc.net.au/news/2026-07-3…
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I say and do this
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ow ow ow ow AAAAAAAAAAA ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
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going back on my 2:5:2 diet (200g rice, 500g chicken, and 2L Pepsi Max per day)
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i must subconsciously associate this seal with pepsi max or something lmfao
still insane to me that i lost 22kg (49lbs) in 6 months just by drinking Pepsi Max every day
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idk if Statlocker really thought about how tags would be used
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adding "Cruel," "Strict," and "Top" to my profile btw
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🎷🦭 Ponsuke 🎷🦭 retweeted
black, neurodivergent, chronic illness, tranny sealtwt after they see this
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What makes these freaks act this way? Do they really believe they have a cultural monopoly on seals? They're trying to No True Sealsfan me. They're genuinely trying it.
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thinking about the time a group of 13 year old girls sexually harassed one of my teachers so much he got fired
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🎷🦭 Ponsuke 🎷🦭 retweeted
>oven >of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
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yes
my guy you crochet and like seals and yet you act like this?! wtf
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Rem is really fun. We took Blue Guardian in 5 mins, Blue Walker in 10 mins, and then I just kept pushing Blue, harassing their base guardian until we took it down at 16 mins. We won with our Blue Guardian still standing ❀️🦭
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the latest patch means they're probably going to do the opposite of this
created a flowchart for upgrade paths (and new items) I think would make sense for the upcoming item rework
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🎷🦭 Ponsuke 🎷🦭 retweeted
Banana pose #sealtwt
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created a flowchart for upgrade paths (and new items) I think would make sense for the upcoming item rework
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You are the issue in your games.
Deadlock would be massivley improved by starting the game with 50 more souls, just enough that u can still buy an 800 item first wave when your mentally handicapped lane partner shoots the trooper to death and lets the enemy solomon deny the souls for free and uncontested
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If you are most commonly doing the worst on your team, your opinion on the state of the game does not matter.
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