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She tweeted a selfie from CPAC and captioned it
“Waiting on 45 like..”
And I replied
“Stormy Daniels?”
My car smells like weed.
Other than the fact it gets me where I want to go that’s the only thing I like about my car.
Carry on
So…
what’s the age where we go from “wise beyond your years” to “you’re acting half your age” because I’m stuck in there somewhere.
Is it just me….
Or does anyone else think of this character every single time “predecessor” opens his mouth about negotiating?
So I’m watching tv and a man in a commercial has one eyebrow higher than the other. I realized my OCD won’t let me leave that image alone and now I’m tripping
*note to self*
When looking for something you lost, look in the last place you don’t remember being. That’s how I found my Lost Mary watermelon ice and I’m ecstatic right now.
I’m watching this movie when a character says “take the jet” and I can’t even remember ever saying “take the car”.
I’m such a failure 🥲
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Just got yelled at for hiccupping too loud in case any of you were thinking of getting into a relationship.
Just asking…
Is there any way that the Cowboys can change the snap cadence from
“Ok, here we go “ because, obviously, they aren’t going anywhere
LBJ jr. retweeted
If Spotify has taught me anything, it's that I don't know the correct lyrics to any of my favourite songs.
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With a heat wave shattering records across the country, now seems like a good time to remind you that the fossil fuel industry raked in a cool $220 billion in profits last year.
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I have a question for MAGA —
You say you want trump back in office.
You say you liked his “policies”.
That things were “better”.
That he “fought for you”.
And I want to know why you think that.
Because he told you he would lower the cost of your prescription drugs, and didn’t.
But Biden did.
He said he’d bring back manufacturing, but he didn’t.
Joe Biden passed the CHIPS Act - allocating tens of billions in incentives for companies to construct & expand manufacturing facilities in the US.
For four years straight, he said every week would be “infrastructure week”, only that week never came.
President Biden signed a $1 trillion bipartisan infrastructure bill into law during his first year in office.
He said he would boost economic growth by 4 percent a year. Nope. The economy stalled, and unemployment soared to the highest levels since the Great Depression.
Joe Biden has created 13.2 million jobs and unemployment has been under 4% for 17 months in a row—the longest stretch in over 50 years.
He promised to eliminate the federal deficit. He increased it by more than 60 percent.
Joe Biden cut the deficit by more than $1.7 trillion in his first two years – the largest deficit reduction in American history.
He said he would hire “only the best people.” He’s since called his AG a “gutless pig”, his National Security Adviser “one of the dumbest people in Washington, his Sec. Of Defense “the world’s most overrated general” and he’s said that people were right to want to hang his VP.
Joe Biden has seen very little turnover in his cabinet and hasn’t so much as criticized anyone in his administration, let alone wanted to see them hanged.
He promised he’d build a wall and that Mexico would pay for it. He then took $15 billion from our Defense Department’s budget to pay for less than 500 miles of construction.
Joe Biden got Mexico to pay us $1.5 billion for border security.
He promised to lock up Hillary Clinton for using a private email server. He’s now been federally indicted with 37 charges related to his intentional mishandling of national security documents.
Joe Biden… hasn’t.
He said he would “unify America”, and then told his supporters to attack our Capitol.
He was impeached twice, lost re-election and has to date been indicted 71 times, with more charges likely to come.
Oh, and that money you’re sending him for the 2024 election… that’s being used to pay his personal legal bills.
So, given all of this… my question remains the same — what was “better” under trump? What “policies”? If it wasn’t healthcare, infrastructure, border security, American manufacturing or the economy, what was it?
And if he’s “fighting for you”, why is he using your campaign donations on his personal legal woes?
I would really love to know.

















