Engineer 🖥️. Hobby Jogger (2:27 26.2/68:20 13.1/15:03 5k). Contributing writer @milesplit 🎽 and @runnersworld 🏃. Dad joke teller. 🏳️‍🌈. he/him.

Somerville, MA
Joined May 2017
Nobody will remember: - Your salary - Your fancy title - How ‘busy’ you were - How stressed you were - How many hours you worked People will remember: - The kudos you got on Strava - Your creative titles for runs on Strava - The segments where you were a local legend on Strava
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The Sixers are being hatewatched by the President of the United States we’re getting a championship
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“Who is currently the #1 women’s team in D1?” -the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
Hannah Gapes makes a statement, BYU shows its depth, and Middlebury upsets No. 1 Williams 👀 @predamame breaks down 10 takeaways from Pre-Nationals, the Crimson Classic and more in this week’s Reaction Time ⬇️ milesplit.com/articles/72841…
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Hannah Gapes makes a statement, BYU shows its depth, and Middlebury upsets No. 1 Williams 👀 @predamame breaks down 10 takeaways from Pre-Nationals, the Crimson Classic and more in this week’s Reaction Time ⬇️ milesplit.com/articles/72841…
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Nathan: Do you understand why this is exciting? Elizabeth: Cole Hocker is fast? Nathan: Yes, but it was unexpected. People were expecting Jakob or Kerr to win the 1500m. Billy: [listening to Andrew Tate at 2x speed]: A woman's uterus will fall out if she runs an 800m.
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Replying to @Predamame
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One of the best parts of You Can See Everything is when Nathan says he’s trying to be as honest as he can and wouldn’t omit anything to protect Elizabeth and then immediately shows footage that reveals he misled the audience via omission earlier in the film.
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Who said this.
"YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING just won best picture!" "What did?" "You can see everything" "I know i can but I'm asking which one won" "I'm telling you, you can see everything!"
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Fielder: So, Grant Fisher actually left the Bowerman Track Club several years ago. Holmes: Fielder: and he’s going to end up spitting his coffee out because he’ll be shocked upon learning this. Holmes: Fielder: Evans: Well, at least they still have Cooper Teare.
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Nathan Fielder: You understand how people think you’re lying, right? The overall time for the relay was over 8 minutes. Elizabeth Holmes: I’m saying that we all broke 2:00 in our 4x8. Billy Evans: Let’s stop the tape here.
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While they are at it get rid of the clocks too
Cross country courses should only be obscure or odd distances: -7k -8.5k -???k, you need to just get from point A to B -2k all uphill Keep it distinct from track.
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Worrying less about the outcome of any given race. Just kidding, it’s tweeting more.
What’s something that made you a significantly better runner that had absolutely nothing to do with running more miles?
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Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve ever heard Mike Rogers condemn the Muslim Brotherhood.
BREAKING: MIKE ROGERS FOUND TO HAVE TIES TO THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD!!!
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No one understands the point of that scene. Who doesn’t get it.
Why does no one understand the point of the Who's on First scene, this is killing me
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The lap count has a simpler way to reach this kind of whimsical into the sport. Stop lying about the distances lol. I still think we need some "???k, Get from A to B" courses in there, though.
Cross country courses should only be obscure or odd distances: -7k -8.5k -???k, you need to just get from point A to B -2k all uphill Keep it distinct from track.
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When they say something jazzphobic so you gotta hit em with the miles davis stare
Francis Fukuyama: "The lack of a strong national musical tradition contributes to the weakness of American national identity."
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