I Am Daniel

I attended a crusade and someone touched my shoulder and said "YOU WILL WALK". I didn't bother because I knew I was not lame. After the crusade, I touched my pocket and I couldn't find my wallet which contained my transport fare``` !!!... Behold, *I WALKED*😂🤣🤣😂

Alafu my brother!!😲😲🤔🤔 Imagine having sex 🍆💦🍑with your teacher and asking; " May I cum In madam? " 🙆🏽‍♀😆😆🤣🤣🤣😂😂

You think ignoring me will hurt me? I've been ignored by my own brain in the exam hall and I didn't die!* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Can you go naked in front of yourself especially when you are not around

DAT embarrassing moment wen u r staring at a beautiful lady & ended up stepping on shit by d road side. Just die😁 Still stunning

Facebook and WhatsApp is for us Who are childish 😁 If you think you are mature Go to Bluetooth and gallery😊😊 still stunning

Nowadays guys, Hmmmm. It’s raining and you are still telling someone’s daughter to enter your room. Are you Noah? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 👨🏾‍⚕️

A boda boda man after a busy working day🥶🥶🥶 Doing analysis

Everywhere is slippery I nearly fall into someone relationship 🤦🤦🤦

When your crush finaly texts u. Crush: are u good? You: yes especially in bed 😂😂😂😂😂